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re: Masturbating at work, does this really happen?

Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:40 am to
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:40 am to
This is disgusting.

Lots of BDE I assume?

Did you make love with this stud?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155304 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:40 am to
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Not necessary. I just have to grab a male co-worker.

Because you are a woman, right?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
8947 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:42 am to
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Did you make love with this stud?


Negative ghost rider, i don't swing that way.

NTTIAWWT
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87903 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:42 am to
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And he had the relations in the concourse when people were there. Wasn't in a stairwell or anything.



years ago, before HR and PC, we were in a 727 pulling into a gate at DFW and there was a ramp worker that had a girl bent over between a couple of baggage carts beneath the terminal overhang just railing the daylights out of her, it was pretty awesome
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
8947 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:45 am to
"Supposedly".... a dirty ramper got taken care of by one of the cleaners in the cockpit.

And by supposedly i mean he did...
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:45 am to
I dated a woman who claimed she did at work and would text me right before she did.

It sounded hot at first but after a few times it was "yeah that's kinda gross and you should have better impulse control".
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:45 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87903 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:46 am to
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a dirty ramper got taken care of by one of the cleaners in the cockpit.



happens all of the time, all over the place
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:46 am to
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Masturbating at work...
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Edt: Serious answers only.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
8947 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:46 am to
Also the 'provisioning/catering' trucks are basically a constant place for debauchery.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:47 am to
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Masturbating at work, does this really happen?


Did it in a shitter in Afg in peak day, mid summer. So I’d say that’s a yeah, certain circumstances make it normal.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:48 am to
We use many elaborate masturbation techniques at my job, like Six Sigma and Scrum.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:49 am to
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dated a woman who claimed she did at work and would text me right before she did.

It sounded hot at first but after a few times it was "yeah that's kinda gross and you should have better impulse control"

Caffeine and amphetamines make women horny AF.
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
8154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:49 am to
I have done it at most of my work places
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21404 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:50 am to
I work from home so it definitely happens at my workplace.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18970 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:52 am to
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We use many elaborate masturbation techniques at my job, like Six Sigma and Scrum.


You use the Minitab?
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1420 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:56 am to
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1-2 times a day


Rookie numbers. Have to get those numbers up!!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57986 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:57 am to
If ppl do this at the public computers in the library - why wouldn’t they in their offices or in the bathroom?

Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:58 am to
Wait, at public computers?

Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5090 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:58 am to
That coworker you see that moved their car to the far end of the parking deck midday is either rubbing one out or smoking the reefer. Maybe both.
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