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re: Married ot baws, how often are you getting sex?

Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24350 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

My wife and I just communicate what we want. I’ll whisper to her “I’m gunna need you to blow me when we get home” and she’ll make a note of it and usually it happens.


I can’t even with your posts in this thread.


So, it’s either 2 things: One, you’re a young kid with no clue what marriage is and are just making shite up. Or two, you are married but your wife is trashy as frick.

Either way you’re still making up this “on demand/mental note” sex slave nonsense.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
1960 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:35 pm to
Lately 3-4 times a week
Posted by CC
Western NY
Member since Feb 2004
14864 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:36 pm to
Semiannually
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:36 pm to
If I whispered “I’m gonna need you to blow me” to my wife she would deservedly burst into laughter
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
2505 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:38 pm to
Sex 2-3 a week, but probably more accurate to go per month as that time of the month is taking longer now that she is off the pill. So, 5-6 per month.

Pre-kids a few times a year but bj’s stopped completely after the 2nd kid
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48357 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

probably more accurate to go per month as that time of the month is taking longer now that she is off the pill. So, 5-6 per month.

It goes down to 1-2 days eventually before the fun really begins.
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
23285 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

BJ is about once a year, if that.



What’s your secret?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Not really into BJs and she's never tried or offered to do that


We found the eunuch.
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
16900 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:44 pm to
Never and never. FML
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

What’s your secret?



If the last 2 are the model, get her drunk on the beach, then get in the shower with her.
Posted by PT24-7
Member since Jul 2013
4368 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:52 pm to
I guess you won’t believe if I said neither? Just being honest.

Been married 13 years, mid 30s 3 kids. I’m a brutally honest person. My wife loves/hates that about me.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14471 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

bj

What’s that
Posted by PT24-7
Member since Jul 2013
4368 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:54 pm to
You don’t know unless you try. Might be surprised...
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

We found the eunuch.


Oh, come on. You're talking about the third best hole for this purpose. And the human mouth can only open so wide (which is more of a problem for some of us than it is for others).
Posted by Wawchita
Desiyard Screet
Member since May 2019
71 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:23 pm to
Every payday

Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
1819 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:47 pm to
Wife 43
Me 47
Bj every time we have sex
About once a week

Oh
We have a 8 year old
And 16 month old

Boys

I consider myself very lucky
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:48 pm to
I’m someone who has been in many of your shoes - not much sex and rare/never bj’s. And now my marriage is completely the opposite. Mid-30’s, 3 kids, married 12 years.

You can turn it around, completely. Your wife is not the problem, you are. Fix your mind, your body, and your attitude.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2960 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:49 pm to
Every third Thursday.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39103 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

I’m not even sure why people ever get married in the first place.

Because it doesn’t go badly for everyone. I’m 57, as is my wife. We’ve been together since 1979, and since we were married, in 1985, I doubt we’ve ever had a year we didn’t toll at least 365. I kept track about five years ago, and it came to about 430. We had four kids before we were 30, too. I can’t tell you the secret. It was just a good match stumbled into by two dumb 17 year olds.
Posted by TomTheGhost
Member since Dec 2018
852 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

her IUD taken out


Pic of IUD?
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