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Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:41 am to Grandioso
16 years of marriage and my wife gives a bj all of the time. I love her
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:41 am to Grandioso
Your wife hasn't stopped giving BJs. She just doesn't give them to you.
This post was edited on 2/1/16 at 7:42 am
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:42 am to Grandioso
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For all of you that are married, did your wife just stop giving bjs? Mrs. Grand gave me one this past weekend and it was probably the first since the birth of our first child. ..............
Robert DeNiro line from Analyze This, "What are you, crazy? She kisses my children with that mouth." Funny line because in the back of most husbands minds it becomes true. I'm not interested in trying to frick my wifes neck like a porno.
Even in my single years BJs weren't too big of a deal. Usually saved for ugly chicks or skanks from bars. Not gf's you would let meet your friends or a "would wife" caliber girl/woman.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:42 am to Grandioso
They slowed down after the first year is say but anytime we come upon a big purchase (furniture, car, etc.) I always act like I'm worried about money and she throws out the "what if I blow you once a week. That usually lasts a while till I gotta incentivize her again. I'm telling you, women are all hookers. Even the married ones.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:43 am to TheOcean
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Lunchbox has been married for a year. Dude knows everything about marriage
Like a fly to shite. Your shtick is tired.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:46 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Even in my single years BJs weren't too big of a deal. Usually saved for ugly chicks or skanks from bars. Not gf's you would let meet your friends or a "would wife" caliber girl/woman.
Are you saying that you judge friends' wives/girlfriends based on how many dicks you think have been in their mouth?
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:47 am to LSU alum wannabe
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LSU alum wannabe
This guy has never had a good bj
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:51 am to Old Sarge
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She's giving them to your Aggie boss, trust me on this
She's a woman. That rules that out.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:52 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Even in my single years BJs weren't too big of a deal. Usually saved for ugly chicks or skanks from bars. Not gf's you would let meet your friends or a "would wife" caliber girl/woman.
I feel sorry for you, that you have never had a decent BJ.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:55 am to Grandioso
I've been married 21 years and never had this problem. It may be you. Women need to feel a sense of fulfillment. Maybe you aren't doing your job. If not then don't expect her to do hers.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 7:56 am to Iron Lion
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I've been married 21 years and never had this problem.
You don't know shite. You're just in the honeymoon phase... rabble rabble rabble.
-Ocean
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:15 am to Grandioso
married or not, they still like to be treated like whores.
so, i pay her each time she gives me one. we put the money in a jar during the year and at the end of the year we decide where we want to go on her whore account.
1 year we went to san francisco.
another year we went down the road for dinner. slow year.
so, i pay her each time she gives me one. we put the money in a jar during the year and at the end of the year we decide where we want to go on her whore account.
1 year we went to san francisco.
another year we went down the road for dinner. slow year.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:28 am to Grandioso
"Male University of Texas students explore what it's like to be real "Longhorns" as they follow their schools most sacred traditions"
This post was edited on 2/1/16 at 8:28 am
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:30 am to LCA131
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Some people thought it was tacky but we included it in our vows..
First post of the day to make me LOL.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:30 am to Grandioso
Make it a ritual that you get one during her period
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:41 am to ThatMakesSense
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Are you saying that you judge friends' wives/girlfriends based on how many dicks you think have been in their mouth?
not really... But if the number is assumed to be pretty damned high, and if the town is small enough, your own dick is included as being in your friends wifes mouth? Yep. Judgements will be made.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:43 am to tigerskin
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:47 am to TexasTiger34
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This guy has never had a good bj
You'd be wrong..
Had my balls gargled. She was married.... Not to me.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 8:50 am to caliegeaux
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married or not, they still like to be treated like whores.
so, i pay her each time she gives me one. we put the money in a jar
People are saying they feel bad for ME!!? Hope you have a story for people for that jar if they see it. "swear jar" or some shite.
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