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re: Mandeville man arrested for masturbating in parking lot (possibly a poster)

Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:05 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

There are guys who have never tenderized their meat while driving?



Me

I've just never really considered it
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Bunch of in car whackin off mother frickers in this thread
If I ever catch one, I'm gonna start swerving at him. We'll see how bad he really wants it then
Posted by seawolf06
NH
Member since Oct 2007
8159 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:18 am to
This is why you should just masturbate while driving.
Posted by MrPackSix
Lakeview/God's Country
Member since Oct 2009
8220 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:22 am to
Christ

Never for the life of me understood why people cant do this shite in their own homes, yard, property. Is it that hard to control?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36392 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:24 am to
Well, he did do it in his own property, unless it wasn't his car...
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Rhodes seated in the vehicle and still actively 'perpetrating his crime


Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2706 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:38 am to
This guy was either acting extremely odd or these cops are assholes. I'd have to assume it was embarrassing enough to deter him from doing it in the future to just have been rolled up on and confronted by police.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14858 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:48 am to
Spank it at home. I mean really is it that hard?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

This guy was either acting extremely odd or these cops are assholes. I'd have to assume it was embarrassing enough to deter him from doing it in the future to just have been rolled up on and confronted by police.



The cops are assholes for arresting a guy for masturbating in his car in a public parking lot?

WTF
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:52 am to
Maybe he was having phone sex
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:55 am to
quote:

I mean really is it that hard?



obviously it was
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11050 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:55 am to
quote:

If this is a crime, I could have been arrested at least a dozen times.
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2706 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:55 am to
You ever get head in the car, chief? Should you be arrested?
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2706 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:56 am to
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57895 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:58 am to
quote:

I mean really is it that hard?


Apparently it was

****EDIT*****
dammit, someone else beat me to it
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37142 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:02 pm to
Without a doubt he posts here. Probably posts about how he is neck deep in poon.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:11 pm to
Must have been really into it to not know PO-PO was pulling up. Dark tinted windows FTW
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 12:13 pm
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

dammit, someone else beat me to it This post was edited on 6/16 at 12:00 pm


Apparently, he did
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 12:17 pm
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

I honestly never considered it,.


bullshite,
We all considered it but didn't act on it. It's the difference between humans and apes. Apparently this ape had a drivers license.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:23 pm to
I hope the OT detectives can figure out which poster it is.
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