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re: Man with Giant Johnson Claims it's a Disabilty (NSFW)
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:10 pm to Evolved Simian
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:10 pm to Evolved Simian
quote:
The doctors that examined him said its mostly foreskin....the actual dick is normal size.
quote:Well frick
The penis is about 7 inches. The rest is foreskin.
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Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:38 pm to Evolved Simian
quote:
He tied weights to it to make it longer, but apparently he tied them to the foreskin.
The penis is about 7 inches. The rest is foreskin.
What the hell kind of crazy shite is that? Can he even jerk off with that much foreskin in the way? That sounds like some evil deal with the devil type of punishment.
And he wants disability because because he intentionally turned himself into a monster? He should probably be on disability for mental illness.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:39 pm to LewDawg
I guess even more credit goes to the one girl that tried to bang him
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:39 pm to CCTider
I wonder how much smegma that guys build up in a day?
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:41 pm to Green Chili Tiger
shhhiiittt.. maybe if I folded mine IN HALF!
he's not your average swinging dick
PENIS!
he's not your average swinging dick
PENIS!
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:45 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Haven't heard a Johnson joke since 1996.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:48 pm to colorchangintiger
quote:
meh. I've seen bigger walking across the quad on a Tuesday.
Making a habit of checking out other dude's dicks, eh?
Posted on 2/3/17 at 6:56 pm to Darth_Vader
He wants to come to the US and not work. Better build the wall at least 40', or he will pole vault over it.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:15 pm to Green Chili Tiger
"Water was cold and deep... feller was from Arkansas... mmm hmm..."
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:16 pm to kywildcatfanone
quote:
I guess I don't understand how this keeps him from working.
Increased risk of ischemia?
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:16 pm to Green Chili Tiger
bullshite, that's a salami in his pants
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:28 pm to High C
quote:
What's with this one sleeve up, one sleeve down shite?
I was about to say,looks like me, except the huge bulge. I can never get both my sleeves to stay up.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:37 pm to colorchangintiger
Solid post
Posted on 2/3/17 at 7:54 pm to Green Chili Tiger
It can be a burden. I had to come to grips with it too.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:02 pm to kywildcatfanone
quote:
I guess I don't understand how this keeps him from working
It'd be kinda hard to walk with a kickstand
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:18 pm to VADawg
It would suck never being able to wear a speedo.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:56 pm to Green Chili Tiger
"When they saw my big penis they started running and screaming." Lol.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:00 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I had this problem too
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:04 pm to SEClint
Jesus, i bet it hurts when it sheds
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
Another downside to having such a gigantic penis is that many people believe it is a hoax.
He said: "Sometimes when the people ask me if it’s real or not, I ask them ‘Do you want to see it?'"
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