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re: Man vs. German Shepherd - Fight to the death - Who wins?

Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:55 pm to
All you've gotta do is keep the dog at bay (get it?!) keep it from getting in on you and you would beat the frick out of cuddles.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:56 pm to
What are you gonna do with one arm, man?

Think of the animals wolves have to contend with in the wilds of Yellowstone National Park. But a man? A tender human? Some dogs could fracture your arm by biting it, a wolf could break and splinter the bones. Game over. Man loses.

Don't know if it'd eat you or not, though.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:57 pm to
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Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:58 pm to
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Also, never seen true lies. Assuming a movie

Everyone in this thread thinks they can do this. It would be easier in the OPs scenario though.

Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:59 pm to
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Think of the animals wolves have to contend with in the wilds of Yellowstone National Park. 


You mean the prey animals trying to run away from the pack of wolves? Not trying to kill a solitary wolf? Sorry man no disrespect but that's a terrible comparison.
Posted by dkreller
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:59 pm to
He fails to understand that if he's attacked so badly that he loses an arm, he's most likely bled out and died.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:00 pm to
Sorry to disappoint you but man isn't as high on the food chain without weapons.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:01 pm to
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Everyone in this thread thinks they can do this


Two dogs chasing a man =/= one dog vs. one man in a fight to the death.

Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Everyone in this thread thinks they can do this. It would be easier in the OPs scenario though. 


That's 2 dogs and nobody here has even come close to saying that. Stick to the original question.

Again, you said you got bitten right? That's where you're coming up with the opinion that the dog wins?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:02 pm to
DUTCH TURNED AROUND AND SQUARED UP TO THE DOGS THOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:03 pm to
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He fails to understand that if he's attacked so badly that he loses an arm, he's most likely bled out and died.


I stated plainly that in extremely unlikely cases, you could take enough damage to bleed out but the dog would be the first one dead. In most cases though, the man would suffer much less damage and kill the dog
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:04 pm to
I attempted to discipline my bulldog and whiffed. He latched onto my wrist.

Everyone in this thread saying man is severly underestimating a dogs reflexes.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
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33977 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:04 pm to
K
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

I attempted to discipline my bulldog and whiffed. He latched onto my wrist.

First off, if you didn't shoot him immediately, you're a fricking idiot.
Second, I bet it hurt like hell, but it wasn't a fight to the death.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:07 pm to
If I would have fought to the death he would've eaten my face off because he put me at eye level with him.

We were cool after that....blood brothers
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:08 pm to
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If I would have fought to the death he would've eaten my face off because he put me at eye level with him. 

Then you're a pussy.

quote:

We were cool after that....blood brothers

And a fricking idiot.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33977 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:08 pm to
lol you're rustled
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:09 pm to
Not hardly
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33977 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:09 pm to
Your emoticons can't hide it
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7115 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:10 pm to
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Man vs. German Shepherd - Fight to the death - Who wins?


RRousey and it's not even close
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