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Man tries to rob homeowner; karma intervenes
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:58 am
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:58 am
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Suspected burglar crushed to death by 900-pound safe: police
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The Marion Police Department said they received a call on Tuesday from a man named George Hollingsworth who believed his garage was broken into. Hollingsworth told police that the door frame was damaged and the garage was so cluttered that he couldn't tell what was stolen, according to a press release.
While cleaning out the garage on Wednesday to see what might have been stolen, Hollingsworth found a body underneath a 900-pound antique floor safe that had evidently fallen over, Deputy Chief Stephen D. Dorsey said.
Well bye
Fox
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:03 am to Wtodd
He gone
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:03 am to Wtodd
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 8:05 am
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:04 am to Wtodd
So....he marked himself SAFE?
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:05 am to canyon
It certainly wasn't the safe space he was seeking 
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:05 am to Wtodd
It’s a safe bet he instantly regretted his decision to steal.
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 8:07 am
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:07 am to Wtodd
How much shite do you have to have in your garage to not notice that your safe was knocked over?!
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:18 am to Wtodd
Talk about a deadly combination.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:21 am to Wtodd
I can imagine when the thing just began to tilt, he thought "I can handle this" and began to push against it.
And then in an instant he thought "o crap" and it was too late.
Not that I've done that with a candy machine.
And then in an instant he thought "o crap" and it was too late.
Not that I've done that with a candy machine.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:24 am to Wtodd
quote:Pics?
a body underneath a 900-pound antique floor safe
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:24 am to Wtodd
It's safe to say he won't be trying that again.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:31 am to Wtodd
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“My mind couldn’t comprehend it,” Hollingsworth told Indianapolis' FOX 59. "I would have rather seen him steal stuff and get out than die like that. What a horrible way to die."
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Police identified the failed burglar as 28-year-old Jeremiah A. Disney
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:41 am to Wtodd
I guess the robber's family can now sue the gun safe manufacturer for making it.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:42 am to TDsngumbo
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Talk about a deadly combination
Everyone, pay attention. This is how death thread quips are done.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:47 am to TDsngumbo
sorry I have but one upvote to give. Well played fine Sir! 
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:56 am to Wtodd
Steel > Steal
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:25 am to Wtodd
One could safely say he has secured a spot on the list of worst robbers ever.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:29 am to Saltwatersoul04
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One could safely say he has secured a spot on the list of worst robbers ever.
I would venture to say he vaulted towards the top.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:32 am to LCA131
Well played 
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:34 am to LCA131
Dude was trying to carry all that weight on his shoulders, it finally got the best of him.
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