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Man steals condoms and deodorant
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:44 am
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:44 am
News Link (WAND)
Nearby community of mine. Most comments on FB don't care. Besides the fact he stole this, kinda glad he's smart enough to use condoms. No one ever said pimpin was easy.
Nearby community of mine. Most comments on FB don't care. Besides the fact he stole this, kinda glad he's smart enough to use condoms. No one ever said pimpin was easy.
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CHARLESTON, Ill. (WAND) – Police are looking for someone who they say stole from a store.
Charleston officers say the person in the photos attached to this story took natural lamb-skin condoms and deodorant from a Walgreens.
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:47 am to momentoftruth87
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:48 am to pioneerbasketball
I didn't post pictures because I figured they didn't want to see a non southerner geek boy lol
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:49 am to momentoftruth87
This is what happens if Roe v Wade gets repealed. Huge condom shortage with people's livelihood is at risk.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:01 am to momentoftruth87
He must not realize you can get condoms for free at most clinics.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:26 am to momentoftruth87
Glad he has his priorities straight
Use protection and put on deodorant
Use protection and put on deodorant
Posted on 7/4/18 at 3:44 am to momentoftruth87
Posted on 7/4/18 at 3:45 am to dbeck
Does that shite work? Asking for a friend 
Posted on 7/4/18 at 4:44 am to momentoftruth87
This thread is davidthegnomish in many ways. Are ya'll related?
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:28 am to momentoftruth87
If he didn’t steal the deodorant he probably wouldn’t need the condoms
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:29 am to Flashback
No. I am not related to a gnome.
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:16 pm to pioneerbasketball
I'll admit the pictures weren't what I expected
Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:22 pm to TulaneFan
Does clinics give natural lamb skin condoms out?
Maybe he has a latex allergy?
Maybe he has a latex allergy?
Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:26 pm to momentoftruth87
Homer: (in front of the Li'l Valu-Mart) Ah! I bet this place sells illegal fireworks. Just go in and act casual like you buy 'em all the time. (enters the store and talks to the clerk) Hi. Um- Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields (whispering) and some illegal fireworks AND one of those disposable enemas. no, make it two.
Li'l Valu-Mark Clerk: My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by- (a costumer leaves the store) Follow me.
(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)Marge: Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out!
Li'l Valu-Mark Clerk: My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by- (a costumer leaves the store) Follow me.
(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)Marge: Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out!
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