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re: Man lost in the Bolivian Amazon saved by monkeys

Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:27 am to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8034 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:27 am to
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“I started running,” he said. “I was wearing sandals and I said no, they would slow me down. I threw away the sandals, then the cell phone and my flashlight. And after running so much, I stopped under a tree and I started thinking. What had I done, what was I doing? And when I wanted to get back it wasn’t possible.”


More like, "I got turned around when I walked 20 feet into the jungle to crap, but this story sounds much cooler".
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46687 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:31 am to
It's crazy he survived in the Amazon for that long. I walked through some of the Amazon and couldn't imagine how tough it would be survive. There are an insane amount of animals that can kill you in there.

This is just more evidence that we need to take monkeys out of the lab and let them roam free in either the wild or large habitats.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:40 am to
Always accept the offer to participate in the Pachamama Ceremony! Every serious forest visitor knows that!!!!!
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21402 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:42 am to
Ayahuasca, hell of a drug.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:54 am to
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56158 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Yep. LSD trip was my first thought.


Yeah, he could probably hear the monkeys say, "Look at that big white monkey down there, he's totally stoned."

"Yeah, he is, throw a banana down to him."
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:09 pm to
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Man lost in the Bolivian Amazon has sex with monkeys


FIFY
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

It's crazy he survived in the Amazon for that long.


that's what i was thinking. maykool might be nuts, but the dude is a survivor. props
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:36 pm to
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Always accept the offer to participate in the Pachamama Ceremony! Every serious forest visitor knows that!!!!!



if i ever visit, that's the first thing i'll do.
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