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re: man hitting on my wife at our community pool - how should I handle it?

Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by josh336
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2007
80613 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:23 pm to
Not only sent it, but then, thanked the guy.
No wonder OPs wife is flirting at the pool, board status is everything to this guy.

Also, BS on the OP having experience with someone making a pass at his wife, if it were a somewhat regular occurence, he would know how to handle it better
This post was edited on 7/18/21 at 11:25 pm
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4627 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:24 pm to
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You need some confidence, because you sound terrified that the wife will be riding this guy by the end of the week.


He doesn't need confidence, he needs a chastity belt!
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
17497 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:27 pm to
Dont let the trolls bother you man.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
29133 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:34 pm to
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Hey _____, DCBL here, ____'s dad from the pool - our kids will not be playing together and my wife gets all the massages she needs from me, leave her alone and PRAY that I do not take your text to the pool board - I hope we understand each other, thanks


He's trolling. No one with even a couple of peanuts in their scrotum would send that. If dude really did, Baw has established himself as pool Alpha Male and will be doing all sorts of sordid shite to his wife.

Only option you give is Nose? Or nuts? And then hit him in both. And then bitch slap him a few times and ask him if he understands. He damn well better say "Yes Sir!" or you'll really have to whip his arse.

But it's obvious, he's already did naked push ups on her.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
84679 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:38 pm to
I haven't posted on the OT in a while, forgot how clutch this place can be. First few replies killed it

Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
84679 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:41 pm to
quote:

Hey _____, DCBL here, ____'s dad from the pool - our kids will not be playing together and my wife gets all the massages she needs from me, leave her alone and PRAY that I do not take your text to the pool board - I hope we understand each other, thanks
Posted by jts1207
Member since Apr 2018
928 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 11:59 pm to
Can I get the tldr version….38 pages lol
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
67973 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:06 am to
quote:

Suck his dick to show him you’re the boss


This had me rolling for whatever it’s worth.
Posted by craynagin
North Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
480 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:12 am to
[quote]I haven't posted on the OT in a while, forgot how clutch this place can be. First few replies killed it

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You are 100% correct. By the third response I was laughing my arse of. 38 pages later it continues....
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
12116 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:13 am to
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Can I get the tldr version….38 pages lol
OP has a wife who met a baw at the community pool, both have autistic kids in the family and baw used that as an in to exchanged numbers for play dates. Baw sent inappropriate txt and wife told/showed OP. OP asked tOT for help then sent a ridiculously stupid txt to baw who has not responded back. I’ve followed this thread since 10am but have yet to respond until now. My take is OP wife had more of a conversation with the baw and only showed what she wanted just to get ahead of this and make herself seem innocent. Pool baw is going to frick OPs wife, who is a red head. No pics have been provided
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 12:17 am
Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
6839 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:26 am to
Lol go to the pool and make fun of him loudly about his deep tissue massages etc.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:29 am to
quote:

Are the middle numbers 647 or 667? 647 gives a landline result. 667 looks like a corporate cell phone.


OT is digging!
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:31 am to
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and PRAY that I do not take your text to the pool board


I can’t get over this line. The freaking pool board
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:33 am to
quote:

I think OP has to kill this guy


Mexican ninjas, baw
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:38 am to
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This is what I posted pages ago, prior to reading the text message. After reading the text message screenshot, this guy deserves to get his face turned inside out. Not because I'm insecure about my marriage at all, but because this guy is not just trying to get his dick wet with my wife, but is setting out to break up marriages and for the good of the community he deserves to have his arse set straight now. I'm not really the fighting type but at the very least his wife should be informed of what's going on.


Yep. Dude crossed a line in that text. But pool board?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:42 am to


From reading that it seems that OP’s wife and this guy spent time talking about much more that just play dates. I’m getting the impression she opened up a lot to this guy. She was definitely thinking of sexing that dude
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:44 am to
[quote]LINK ]

Needs a Kraken
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:48 am to
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No one said to report him to the pool board.


I can’t freaking stop laughing.


I know the area OP is talking about which makes it even funnier to me
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:50 am to
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I feel like im reading an alternate reality with these membership obsessions


In that particular community memberships are absolutely a status symbol. Having one revoked is akin to wearing the scarlet letter
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 1:51 am to


Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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