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Man hiding drugs in butt shoots himself in balls

Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:35 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20375 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:35 pm
Can't make this up. There is a lot here and you should read it all.

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Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh.

Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.

When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.

The officers issued an arrest warrant for Wilson and he turned himself in to police on April 18.

As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus, the paper said.

While in jail, Wilson made a number of calls to his girlfriend and asked her not to cooperate with investigators working on his case. Authorities were listening in on the calls.

The convicted felon was charged with possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, and four counts of tampering with a witness.


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Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:36 pm to
Is he German?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:36 pm to
That's a very specific thing to do twice.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36654 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:36 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6687 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:36 pm to
how many times is it going to take before he learns?
This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 3:42 pm
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5170 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:37 pm to
Possible thread title of the year 2019
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7206 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:38 pm to
I just wanna know how a 13 one convicted felon was still free on the streets.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20375 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:41 pm to
Mea Culpa. I looked and wondered, to myself, how the hell has this not been on the OT?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:43 pm to
Guy walks into a bar and sits next to this blonde. News on TV is showing live footage of a guy threatening to jump off a bridge. Dude says to the blonde, 5 bucks says he jumps. She says ok. A minute later dude jumped. She went to give him the 5, but he said I can’t take your money, I saw this on the 5 o clock news. She said me too, but I didn’t think he would jump again!
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:47 pm to
Have another downvote
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17230 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 4:36 pm to
How do you even get caught for something 13 times?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17358 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 4:47 pm to
I bet his weed smelled like arse.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

I bet his weed smelled like arse.



I bet his arse smelled like weed.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:05 pm to
I am kind of ignorant on the subject, but why would one carry bags of weed in one's arse? I mean, it is not like he was taking a little smoke and forgot the shite in his pocket....
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:13 pm to
Yep. Looks Right
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