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Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:07 pm to baytiger
quote:
no, my life is pretty awesome
It isn't.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:08 pm to lsunurse
Well, I do have a cute story about that, but it's long. The short and non-cute version: our Antarctic Cruise included Valentine's Day. I bought my husband a fairly large card before we left, packed it, and gave it to him on Valentine's Day. He was so touched by that he sent me flowers when we got home.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:09 pm to JakeRyan
Roses are red,
Violets are pretty self explanatory, eh?
We've drifted into a grim wasteland of passionless comfort,
I've been banging your best friend.
Violets are pretty self explanatory, eh?
We've drifted into a grim wasteland of passionless comfort,
I've been banging your best friend.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:11 pm to JakeRyan
quote:
Does reading all these fricking cards make you feel totally inferior about your relationship? "You are the absolute love of my life, my heart, my soul.."
So you hate valentines day because you receive affectionate cards from your SO? Wow, it must suck to be you.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:39 pm to JakeRyan
So do you know that she's cheating on you yet?
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:51 pm to fr33manator
quote:Did you make that up?
Roses are red,
Violets are pretty self explanatory, eh?
We've drifted into a grim wasteland of passionless comfort,
I've been banging your best friend.
Can you do one that uses the words "beef curtains"?
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:52 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
quote:Eat that downvote, motherfricker.
So you hate valentines day because you receive affectionate cards from your SO? Wow, it must suck to be you.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:53 pm to fr33manator
quote:I'm at the "don't know, don't think so but wouldn't be surprised" stage.
So do you know that she's cheating on you yet?
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:54 pm to JakeRyan
Baby, I'm the one you lean on,
I'm your beast of burden,
And now I'm down on bending knee,
To lick your beefy curtains.
And yes, writing is kind of my bag.
I'm your beast of burden,
And now I'm down on bending knee,
To lick your beefy curtains.
And yes, writing is kind of my bag.
This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:58 pm to JakeRyan
Okay, I'm in a mood
Make your valentines day requests and I'll crank them out.
Make your valentines day requests and I'll crank them out.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:03 am to JakeRyan
quote:
relationship
What the hell is this??
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:06 am to fr33manator
quote:
Okay, I'm in a mood
Make your valentines day requests and I'll crank them out.
Updated the OP.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:07 am to JakeRyan
my gf is buying me shite. I'm not buying her a goddamn thing. She said i'm a 7.5/10. Deal with it, ho.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:11 am to fr33manator
I would like a balloon bicycle. With the beads that make noise when the wheels turn.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:13 am to GenesChin
Bruh, if you did those kind of things throughout the year in small dosages, she wouldn't even trip if you didnt have the big Whitmer's sampler and a dozen expensive dumb roses. She should feel like Erryday is Valentine's day when yall are together
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:18 am to MrBlue105
Roses are red
You said I'm 7.5
I'm giving you a fighting chance,
To make it out alive.
You said I'm 7.5
I'm giving you a fighting chance,
To make it out alive.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:21 am to fr33manator
Your poems are weird
They make me queezy
Snorkel tube steak
O.J. Simpson
They make me queezy
Snorkel tube steak
O.J. Simpson
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:22 am to MrJimBeam
For this Valentine's day,
All that I really want,
Is for a sweet balloon bike,
That I can ride and flaunt,
With things upon the spokes,
That make a sound, so super!
You find the very beads you need,
They're stuck up in your pooper.
All that I really want,
Is for a sweet balloon bike,
That I can ride and flaunt,
With things upon the spokes,
That make a sound, so super!
You find the very beads you need,
They're stuck up in your pooper.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 12:23 am
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