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re: Man, frick Valentine's Day/Card Reqs to fr33manator

Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:06 pm to
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:06 pm to
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Hey, at least you have President's Day to look forward to.



This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 11:07 pm
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

no, my life is pretty awesome


It isn't.
Posted by Greengirl
Member since Dec 2011
5856 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:08 pm to
Well, I do have a cute story about that, but it's long. The short and non-cute version: our Antarctic Cruise included Valentine's Day. I bought my husband a fairly large card before we left, packed it, and gave it to him on Valentine's Day. He was so touched by that he sent me flowers when we got home.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133303 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:09 pm to
Roses are red,
Violets are pretty self explanatory, eh?
We've drifted into a grim wasteland of passionless comfort,
I've been banging your best friend.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

Does reading all these fricking cards make you feel totally inferior about your relationship? "You are the absolute love of my life, my heart, my soul.."


So you hate valentines day because you receive affectionate cards from your SO? Wow, it must suck to be you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133303 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:39 pm to
So do you know that she's cheating on you yet?
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

Roses are red,
Violets are pretty self explanatory, eh?
We've drifted into a grim wasteland of passionless comfort,
I've been banging your best friend.

Did you make that up?

Can you do one that uses the words "beef curtains"?
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

So you hate valentines day because you receive affectionate cards from your SO? Wow, it must suck to be you.

Eat that downvote, motherfricker.
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

So do you know that she's cheating on you yet?
I'm at the "don't know, don't think so but wouldn't be surprised" stage.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133303 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:54 pm to
Baby, I'm the one you lean on,
I'm your beast of burden,
And now I'm down on bending knee,
To lick your beefy curtains.



And yes, writing is kind of my bag.
This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 11:56 pm
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:57 pm to
That's damn good.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133303 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:58 pm to
Okay, I'm in a mood
Make your valentines day requests and I'll crank them out.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15592 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:03 am to
quote:

relationship


What the hell is this??
Posted by JakeRyan
Member since Dec 2009
235 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:06 am to
quote:

Okay, I'm in a mood
Make your valentines day requests and I'll crank them out.


Updated the OP.
Posted by MrBlue105
chillin with the BWC - anaconda
Member since Apr 2013
6602 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:07 am to
my gf is buying me shite. I'm not buying her a goddamn thing. She said i'm a 7.5/10. Deal with it, ho.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12961 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:11 am to
I would like a balloon bicycle. With the beads that make noise when the wheels turn.
Posted by Chet_Steadman120
Metry
Member since Jan 2014
293 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:13 am to
Bruh, if you did those kind of things throughout the year in small dosages, she wouldn't even trip if you didnt have the big Whitmer's sampler and a dozen expensive dumb roses. She should feel like Erryday is Valentine's day when yall are together
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133303 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:18 am to
Roses are red
You said I'm 7.5
I'm giving you a fighting chance,
To make it out alive.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59065 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:21 am to
Your poems are weird
They make me queezy
Snorkel tube steak
O.J. Simpson
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133303 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 12:22 am to
For this Valentine's day,
All that I really want,
Is for a sweet balloon bike,
That I can ride and flaunt,
With things upon the spokes,
That make a sound, so super!
You find the very beads you need,


They're stuck up in your pooper.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 12:23 am
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