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Man found with a penis collection
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:03 pm
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:03 pm
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Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises.
Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston, an employee of the McLean County Coroner’s Office, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of police raided his residence this Monday morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the Police spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WMBD.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
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“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises.
Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston, an employee of the McLean County Coroner’s Office, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of police raided his residence this Monday morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the Police spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WMBD.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
..
“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:04 pm to DavidTheGnome
shite nm it’s fake news
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
Poli board poster
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
He was wanting to collect evidence to be the leading expert on the "race size" debate...
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
Ism't that the judge from the show Face Off on SyFy?
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:20 pm to DavidTheGnome
Any BBC? I'm in the market for a transplant.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
Where on St. Claude Avenue does he live?
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
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shite nm it’s fake news
This fake Fox News site has gotten a couple people lately.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
He looks like a fat tranny version of the Undertaker
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
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residence of a Bloomington
Didn’t realize Florida had a city named Bloomington
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
In real life, a funeral home would be making some phone calls after a couple weeks of bodies without penises.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:27 pm to DavidTheGnome
This is from the same website that ran that story about dude who had his penis blown off by fireworks at a bachelor party. Both fake.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:30 pm to Yellerhammer5
I'd hope they'd make a phone call after one body without a penis.
I didn't realize that was fake. You can't believe anything on the internet anymore.
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This is from the same website that ran that story about dude who had his penis blown off by fireworks at a bachelor party. Both fake.
I didn't realize that was fake. You can't believe anything on the internet anymore.
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
Tjgator never mentioned working with the dead.
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:33 pm to DavidTheGnome
Is this supposed to be weird or something?
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yeah he looks almost exactly like I thought he would look
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:40 pm to memphis tiger
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Yeah he looks almost exactly like I thought he would look
Who, Rex?
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