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Man found with a penis collection

Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:03 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:03 pm
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Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises.

Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston, an employee of the McLean County Coroner’s Office, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of police raided his residence this Monday morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the Police spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WMBD.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

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“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:04 pm to
shite nm it’s fake news
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:04 pm to
Legit WYHI
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm to
Too much eye makeup
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm to
Poli board poster
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:05 pm to
He was wanting to collect evidence to be the leading expert on the "race size" debate...
Posted by inmybasement
Texas
Member since Mar 2018
316 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:11 pm to
Ism't that the judge from the show Face Off on SyFy?
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7405 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:20 pm to
Any BBC? I'm in the market for a transplant.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:21 pm to
Where on St. Claude Avenue does he live?
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:22 pm to
Germans.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84871 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:22 pm to
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shite nm it’s fake news


This fake Fox News site has gotten a couple people lately.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21896 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:23 pm to
He looks like a fat tranny version of the Undertaker
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21790 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:24 pm to
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residence of a Bloomington


Didn’t realize Florida had a city named Bloomington
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:25 pm to
In real life, a funeral home would be making some phone calls after a couple weeks of bodies without penises.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61229 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:27 pm to
This is from the same website that ran that story about dude who had his penis blown off by fireworks at a bachelor party. Both fake.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:30 pm to
I'd hope they'd make a phone call after one body without a penis.

quote:

This is from the same website that ran that story about dude who had his penis blown off by fireworks at a bachelor party. Both fake.



I didn't realize that was fake. You can't believe anything on the internet anymore.
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 6:32 pm
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:32 pm to
Tjgator never mentioned working with the dead.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16996 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:33 pm to
Is this supposed to be weird or something?
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:35 pm to
Yeah he looks almost exactly like I thought he would look
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 8/23/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Yeah he looks almost exactly like I thought he would look


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