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re: Man finds out his wife is pregnant after 17 years of trying...
Posted on 10/1/15 at 11:32 pm to Johnny3tears
Posted on 10/1/15 at 11:32 pm to Johnny3tears
Gotcha. Glad everything turned out ok 
Posted on 10/2/15 at 4:38 am to Big Whiskey
Anything like that boys show more or fast heart rate is a girl and blah blah blah are all just old wives tales.
Our boy was a "girl" based on like 9 out of 10 different ones.
Only one we have found consistently correct is like some Chinese callendar or some BS. But i guess it makes all the old woman feel good when the coincidence plays out and they "knew" it.
Our boy was a "girl" based on like 9 out of 10 different ones.
Only one we have found consistently correct is like some Chinese callendar or some BS. But i guess it makes all the old woman feel good when the coincidence plays out and they "knew" it.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 5:23 am to lsuwontonwrap
That's exactly how my wife told me she was pregnant. She put a bun in the oven. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why the maid (who came that day) would stick a bun in the freaking oven. Bitch is supposed to be cleaning our house and she is hiding food in random places. My wife walked in with the pregnancy test and was like "you're a fu*king idiot, I'm pregnant!"
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Posted on 10/2/15 at 5:44 am to lsuwontonwrap
Great video. Thanks for sharing.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:02 am to Redfish2010
Got a friend that him and his wife tried for over 25 years. Did all the BS to get her knock up. Well, they gave up trying. 6 months later, bam. They ended up having quadruplets. 
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:33 am to lsudat10
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Poor guy thinks it's his baby
That's fricked up, but funny ...
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:36 am to lsuwontonwrap
Meanwhile you have hood rats spitting out kids left and right and this couple, who looks like they would be very good parents, have to go through this....
Life really sucks sometimes....
But congrats to them... I hope they have a fine, healthy baby boy...
Life really sucks sometimes....
But congrats to them... I hope they have a fine, healthy baby boy...
This post was edited on 10/2/15 at 6:36 am
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:42 am to lsuwontonwrap
Congratulations to that family. Dude looked all excited through his tears of joy.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:46 am to DJ3K
Great video. My wife and I too went through 6 years of fertility treatments before having our son. Now he's 2 and he's the most awesome little dude that I've ever known.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:50 am to belowmebama
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tried for over 3 years and went the IVF route. We went through 3 tries with IVF and we had a daughter in March of this year. It's a truly tough experience and I have no idea how we got through it. My wife is one tough SOB to take those shots and go through the rigors of the whole thing.
seeing a dr in Metairie about all of it now. the only negative thing besides my wife having to do multiple shots, patches and meds all day is the freaking price.
and the fact that our first two times we didn't get enough to freeze and even though we paid for frozen cycles, we were pretty much shite out of luck and cash.
but we got 6 frozen ones this round.
This post was edited on 10/2/15 at 6:52 am
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:52 am to Johnny3tears
you need a video like this sometimes to offset some of the bad in this world. this made my day.
hope all turns out well for that couple, they deserve it. And you can about bet they'll be good parents.
hope all turns out well for that couple, they deserve it. And you can about bet they'll be good parents.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:57 am to maisweh
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seeing a dr in Metairie about all of it now. the only negative thing besides my wife having to do multiple shots, patches and meds all day is the freaking price.
and the fact that our first two times we didn't get enough to freeze and even though we paid for frozen cycles, we were pretty much shite out of luck and cash.
but we got 6 frozen ones this round.
Guys have the easy part.... The hardest part for us is getting the 80's porn out of the bag they provide...
Posted on 10/2/15 at 6:59 am to belowmebama
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We had a birth photographer because I swore the day she was born I wouldn't spend one second looking at her through a lens. It was a surreal moment that she captured when our little girl came out screaming
You had a stranger filming you and your wife's vag at child birth?
Posted on 10/2/15 at 7:03 am to Hangover Haven
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Guys have the easy part.... The hardest part for us is getting the 80's porn out of the bag they provide...
wife got embarrassed because I asked the nurse if she would help. I figured $18,000 was worth something.
ended up leaving their TV on with their movies blaring as loud as it could to see if I could make the nurses feel awkward
Posted on 10/2/15 at 7:23 am to lsuwontonwrap
Nice story, wonder if in 17 years they ever considered adoption.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 7:54 am to maisweh
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seeing a dr in Metairie about all of it now
If at any time your wife feels uncomfortable their or that they don't care enough about your problem and feel like they are herding cattle over there switch to Audubon Fertility clinic. We had an incredible experience there and I have heard horror stories about the other place. My girl is almost 5 months after trying for awhile
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