re: Man falls down sewage sinkhole, 9 days, breaks bones, eats snakes, etc...

so much bullshite in that article.
So this 40 year old lives with his dad, text him that he's on his way home (like that's normal), and then falls in a hole 10 minutes later? Am I to assume your phone didn't fall with you? Am I to assume your dad doesn't give a shite about you and didn't care that you never made it home, or that you were missing for 9 days, and did nothing to find you? Probably would have been pretty easy to locate this lying asshat considering he just used his phone, so he says.

He went 9 days without water, but ate snakes? give me a fricking break. he just absorbed the sewer water into his body is what he said.
He should be arrested.

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so much bullshite in that article.
So this 40 year old lives with his dad, text him that he's on his way home (like that's normal), and then falls in a hole 10 minutes later? Am I to assume your phone didn't fall with you? Am I to assume your dad doesn't give a shite about you and didn't care that you never made it home, or that you were missing for 9 days, and did nothing to find you? Probably would have been pretty easy to locate this lying asshat considering he just used his phone, so he says.

He went 9 days without water, but ate snakes? give me a fricking break. he just absorbed the sewer water into his body is what he said.
He should be arrested.

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This. Soooo much this.

Sometimes when the low-hanging fruit is right there, you just take it and enjoy.

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Am I to assume your phone didn't fall with you?

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It's a fake story, but funny in a Florida redneckish way.

His sister says he texted her saying he fell in the hole. So why not call 9-1-1?

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I was in the fetal position

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More like fecal position... am I right?

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