re: Man enters store holding severed head, stabs worker

Too many tryhards with shitty one liners in this thread. I'm out

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Too many tryhards with shitty one liners in this thread. I'm out

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There's actually less than I expected. I was thinking we'd do the whole Austin Powers bit by now, pretty disappointed honestly.....

Or are you simply getting a head start on everybody?

and his ex told him he would never get ahead

Kids don't do drugs.

To be honest, I can't make heads or tails of his post.

It definitely gave me a headache.

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At 2:35 p.m., a 911 caller reported finding the body of a woman inside a home on Elwood Road in Colton, about 10 miles from the store, kgw.com reported.

Investigators said the woman had died at the home and that the attacker at the grocery store is suspected in her killing.

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I guess they didn't need Sherlock Holmes to solve this one.

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A woman was later found dead in a case that authorities said was connected to the stabbing at the store,

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I thought the head was severed. Was there an artery still connected or something? In all seriousness...I'm guessing if they have a dead headless woman and a man hold a head stabbing someone else....what tipped them off to link these two cases together?

I can't decide if this sounds more like a case of Meth or ISIS.