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re: Man eats LSU students pet fish, charged 2 years later

Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:55 am to
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
557 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:55 am to
Sorry for partying
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11990 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:56 am to
quote:

One fish...two fish....



Eat fish...Poo fish...



Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73558 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:58 am to
when does this get twisted into some sexual assault charge?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34081 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:58 am to
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Arrest records say he admitted to swallowing the victim's pet. "Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I ate [the victim's] fish," said Taffin, according to an affidavit.


He should be arrested for being stupid.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175755 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:03 am to
I’d like to know how LSU police arrested this guy.

Remember when LSU police took a road trip to the beach to arrest someone in Florida?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:08 am to
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add to it that they are still pursuing charges years later for it



How much do you think they’ve spent in our tax dollars on a goldfish and an poop pic?


They should have listened to about 2 seconds of her story and then told her to grow up
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:08 am to
quote:

One fish...two fish.... Eat fish...Poo fish...



How did you scoop me on this...


Bravo sir
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87502 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:11 am to
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This country has a fricked up judicial system sometimes.


If I were this guy’s attorney, I’d bring a box of Mrs. Paul’s fishsticks into the courtroom and without a word, put it up on the bench. “Defense rests, your honor.”
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
18016 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:12 am to
I want to know what the chick did to piss off a guy enough to eat her goldfish and send her a shite pic.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:13 am to
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If I were this guy’s attorney, I’d bring a box of Mrs. Paul’s fishsticks into the courtroom and without a word, put it up on the bench. “Defense rests, your honor.”


Just post pictures of the judge on a fishing trip

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88439 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:14 am to
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That's one fish-eating MFer.

Germans, of course, but meant to ask yesterday about a statute of limitations with being charged with eating a fish, or did the dumbass blow it by copping to the rap? idiot, should have lawyered up
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88730 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:20 am to
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Texting pics of your shite is an arrestable crime now?
It should be.

fricking nasty people.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19129 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:32 am to
In a perfect world the cops would just allow her the opportunity to kick this idiot in the balls and call it even. Make him think twice next time.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92426 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:33 am to
Safe to say they won't be playing Go Fish again anytime soon
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88439 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:36 am to
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Safe to say they won't be playing Go Fish again anytime soon

doesn't matter, the girl will find something else to carp about
Posted by Tounces
The Place
Member since Jul 2010
2252 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 12:26 pm to
Germnans AF baw
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 12:34 pm to
This exact thing happened to me at work when I had my pet catfish poboy in the fridge. I want Doug from accounting arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent!
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18729 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 1:01 pm to
He ate the fish then sent a poo photo.... Damn you would think to get charged he would have needed to sodomize the poor fish
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