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re: Man Brad Pitt has to have some buyers remorse getting involved with Jolie

Posted on 8/8/18 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 1:59 pm to
That dude has no need to ever settle down. I bet in the 90s, he was slaying poon like...

Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:00 pm to
And who's crazier a woman that has been married a couple of times and has some biological and adopted kids?

OR

A childless, single woman that's nearly 50 years old?

The answer is easy.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:02 pm to
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But it's probably best not to make a snarky remark for upvotes.


This is the OT. A veritable bazaar of snarky remarks and insults and dark humor.

We make jokes about all manner of horrible things, but that’s where I crossed the line?


THAT’S what I “best not make snarky remarks about”?

Because I think that Aniston was hotter and wouldn’t have left him with MILLIONS of dollars worth of child support. And just less crazy.


Give me a break.



Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:04 pm to
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Se7en
What's in the box
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:05 pm to
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What's in the box



A colossal child support payment, obviously.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:11 pm to
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deadfish
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starfish
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crawfish hole.
any other name?
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:12 pm to
The answer is quite simple. Angelina Jolie is a devil wershipper and a witch. She throwed a spell on Brad.
Posted by oleheat
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:12 pm to
Ya think?
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:14 pm to
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The answer is easy.


Afraid not, in this case.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:16 pm to
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal
Bitches be crazy
Etc.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:17 pm to
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“The filing by the Se7en star's lawyers say


This is the most current Pitt movie the writer could think of?
Posted by domesticengineer
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:17 pm to
She a creole woman?! Hurried his draws in the yard?!
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:20 pm to
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And who's crazier a woman that has been married a couple of times and has some biological and adopted kids?

OR

A childless, single woman that's nearly 50 years old?

The answer is easy.



Is it though?

I could see it going either way.

One is so crazy that she can't remain married.

The other is so crazy that no one has married her.

I'd give the slight edge in crazy to the latter, but it's no landslide.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:21 pm to
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I’m not against adoption at all, but come on, you know Jolie was virtue signaling and using those kids as props.



She was virtue signaling by actually going to adopt kids? Most of the kids were abandoned. It isn't virtue signaling if you invest the time and effort to the degree she has, in my view. She has done a net good.
Posted by makinskrilla
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:22 pm to
I call it “the grass is greener syndrome.”
Posted by SirSaintly
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:22 pm to
Why is he loaning her money for a house? She should be worth about as much as him right? She's an Oscar winner and probably had about the same amount of box office success?
Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:26 pm to
She had her breasts removed just in case she may develop breast cancer.
That’s whenPitt should’ve said goodbye.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:27 pm to
I’m not saying it wasn’t a net good, but you can’t tell me with a straight face there wasn’t a certain amount of one upmanship involved.


It’s the way of the Hollywood elite.


“Oh, you adopted an abandoned puppy? I adopted a starving orphan.”


Angelina “Oh, you only got an orphan from AMERICA? Lol. I got one from Nigeria AND Sri Lanka.”

It’s not like she was barefoot in the kitchen making peanut butter sandwiches for them. They were raised by nannies.

Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:30 pm to
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jennifer anniston looks like a really feminine trans man. not once have i ever been attracted to, nor understand the attraction of others to, her.

If she wore an Ice Cream man suit and thrusted her fists inthe Air, would that help?
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:36 pm to
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She had her breasts removed just in case she may develop breast cancer.
That’s whenPitt should’ve said goodbye.


Look, she's crazy. But that decision was not crazy.

She was positive for BRCA mutation.

From the NEJM
quote:

Two major genes associated with susceptibility to breast and ovarian cancer — breast cancer susceptibility gene 1 (BRCA1) and breast cancer susceptibility gene 2 (BRCA2) — have been identified to date.2,3 Mutations in either of these genes confer a lifetime risk of breast cancer of between 60 and 85 percent and a lifetime risk of ovarian cancer of between 15 and 40 percent.4,5


Plus her mother had died of ovarian cancer at a relatively young age.
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