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Man admits he had sexual contact with a horse - Oregon (The New Florida?)
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:11 pm
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After the horse was evaluated by a veterinarian, deputies believe the horse was sexually assaulted.
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Tuesday morning, deputies found Duyck parked in a vehicle in the Cornelius Walmart lot. At first Duyck told deputies he entered the stables, but only to look for work. He later admitted he had sexual contact with the horse.
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Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:11 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:12 pm to DemonKA3268
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After the horse was evaluated by a veterinarian, deputies believe the horse was sexually assaulted.
So, I'm guessing this guy has a huge dick?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:12 pm to DemonKA3268
Weed
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:13 pm to DemonKA3268
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Duyck
Easier said than done for some.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:13 pm to DemonKA3268
Damn, that horse stretched out his throat.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:13 pm to DemonKA3268
Why are the horse fricking cases always in the Pacific northwest?
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:13 pm to Commandeaux
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Damn, that horse stretched out his throat.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:15 pm to DemonKA3268
To be fair, his father was a giraffe so......
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:15 pm to DemonKA3268
that neck though
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:16 pm to LaBR4
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that neck though
Nickname is Deepthroat.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:16 pm to DemonKA3268
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At first Duyck told deputies he entered the stables, but only to look for work. He later admitted he had entered the horse.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:17 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:25 pm to DemonKA3268
Would’ve had better luck with a giraffe.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:28 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:33 pm to DemonKA3268
Downvote for no pics of horse. You know the rules.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:34 pm to BobABooey
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Downvote for no pics of horse. You know the rules.
Damnit!!
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:38 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:44 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:No. Florida is the new Oregon.
Oregon (The New Florida?)
Posted on 4/25/18 at 3:50 pm to OysterPoBoy
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So, I'm guessing this guy has a huge dick?
An elephant was walking through the jungle. He stepped on a thorn and started to cry. "OW, OW! This hurts! Somebody help me!" Just then, a little mouse passed by. "Oh, please, little mouse!" the elephant pleaded. "Please take this thorn out of my foot! It really hurts!" "No Way!!" cried the mouse. "I know you! You stepped on my brother last week!" "I'm sorry about that! Just, please! Help me! I'll do anything!" cried the elephant. "Anything?" replied the mouse skeptically. "Yes! I promise!" swore the elephant. "Well, okay!" said the mouse. So the mouse pulled the thorn out of the elephant's foot, causing instant relief. "Thank you little mouse!" said the elephant. "What can I do to repay you?" The mouse smiled and said, "Now, you have to let me have my way with you." The elephant was horrified. But, he did promise the mouse he'd do anything, so he reluctantly obliged. So the mouse climbed on top of the elephant and started fricking him as fast as his little mouse body could. Just then, some monkeys were sitting in a tree, watching, disgusted at this mouse fricking an elephant. So they started throwing coconuts at the elephant's head. "Ow!" cried the elephant as the coconuts bashed his tender skull. "That hurts! Stop it!" The mouse kept going and said, "Yeah! Take it all, bitch! Take it all!"
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