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Man accused of eating LSU student's pet fish, arrested two years later

Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:13 pm
Posted by potent357
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:13 pm
WBRZ

BATON ROUGE - Police have arrested a man Tuesday after he allegedly ate someone's pet inside an LSU dorm more than two years ago.

According to an arrest warrant obtained by LSU police in 2016, the victim allowed her ex-boyfriend and two of his friends to stay at her dorm in Blake Hall on the weekend of the LSU-Ole Miss football game.

When the victim returned to her room after the game on Oct. 22, she allowed one of the men, Maxwell Taffin, inside to retrieve his belongings. As Taffin exited the room, he remarked to the victim that she should "check your fish tank" before hurrying out the door.

When the woman checked the tank, she noticed her pet fish was missing. She later showed police a photo she received from Taffin's phone following the encounter which showed feces in a toilet accompanied by the text "found your fish".

LSU police later spoke with Taffin, who was 18 years old at the time. Arrest records say he admitted to swallowing the victim's pet.

"Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I ate [the victim's] fish," said Taffin, according to an affidavit.

When asked about the image of feces sent to the victim, Taffin reportedly told police "a lot of people" use his phone because it isn't password-protected.

Taffin was asked to appear at LSUPD for a criminal summons but failed to do so.

Police finally arrested Taffin, who's now 21 years old, on Tuesday. He was booked on charges of cruelty to animals and improper telephone communications.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
69767 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:15 pm to
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the victim allowed her ex-boyfriend and two of his friends to stay at her dorm in Blake Hall on the weekend of the LSU-Ole Miss football game.


Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11525 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:16 pm to
How does this get someone arrested? He should’ve denied it. Dumbass.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5485 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:16 pm to
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Maxwell Taffin,


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102187 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:16 pm to


Apparently one of these baws, not sure which.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:17 pm to
I hope it was something small like a betta. Though disturbing, it would be hilarious if it was a big goldfish or pleco.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64517 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:17 pm to
Oh, so when they say he ate her fish, we talking a real fish with scales?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
69767 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:21 pm to
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"Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I ate [the victim's] fish," said Taffin, according to an affidavit.




Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125389 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:23 pm to
I mean, its a $2 fish.

Is this a felony?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102187 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:24 pm to
He prolly got a parasite, that's why he's so thin.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
75006 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:25 pm to
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How does this get someone arrested


Revenge is a fish best served cold?
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
82073 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:26 pm to
What’s his username?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129898 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:27 pm to
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He was booked on charges of cruelty to animals




Wait wait wait...


What the frick? There’s a sushi place in the student union.





Guys...i’m a MAJOR felon.


Another felony

This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 6:33 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:27 pm to
All LSU students should have their pet fish eaten IYAM
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:27 pm to

Had he just kept his big mouth shut, everything would have been hunky Dory.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
66416 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:29 pm to
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a photo she received from Taffin's phone following the encounter which showed feces in a toilet accompanied by the text "found your fish".

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:30 pm to

Found Nemo!
Posted by AGreySlate
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2018
859 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:30 pm to
Times they are a changing. In the not so distant past they sold goldfish shots at Lucy’s on 3rd Street.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:32 pm to
Those 3 suck each others cocks.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15122 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 6:34 pm to
He admitted to eating a fish, but not his poop.

Brain surgeon material.
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