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re: LUNCH TIME THREAD- gross stories edition

Posted on 10/17/24 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 1:57 pm to
I always thought those stories were made up.
Like that Richard Gere story, but I guess not.



Chicken sandwich, Abita Amber.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 1:58 pm to
Coffee for lunch, today is vv busy
Posted by dyslexiateechur
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:00 pm to
Well, traffic sucks now.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:00 pm to
quote:


I'm going to go ahead and not eat lunch now.



I have created Verbal Ozempic.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:02 pm to
I have seen pics from the admin hot tub party


not pretty
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:04 pm to
Tenders… (for the first time in months)
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:05 pm to
I had a patient with something similar.

A horrific abdominal abscess that went untreated until she became septic.

It ruptured spontaneously at home and when she came in she had a blanket wrapped around her and it was dripping wet with the stinkiest, nastiest pus I’d ever experienced before or since.


Wait- scratch that - the old man with a rotting testicular abscess was the worst smelling thing I’ve experienced.

Like his balls we’re rotting off.
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:07 pm to
Look, you win, ok?

I mean, I'll send you a prize or something.
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:10 pm to
Iwnei
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:15 pm to


I’m like farmers ins. I’ve seen a thing or two.

Finally broke my fast and had a burrito for lunch.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:16 pm to
Was that the one at the golf course?

Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:18 pm to
Whoa…. The things you nurses go through.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:18 pm to
At a houseboat party one of the guys had a massive zit on his back. Several of the girls insisted on popping it. That thing exploded like a volcano and some of the residue landed on the popper's nose. She and 2 of the other girls hurled over the boat railing.

vegetable beef soup
cornbread
iced tea
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Finally broke my fast


Good deal.

Have a good cold beer or 2 with it.
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:28 pm to
I served as one of our county coroners for several years and have quite a few stories from that time- those aren’t suitable for this forum though.

Posted by AwesomeSauce
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:28 pm to
HRUD2D? Spooky season is like your 4th of July huh?
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:30 pm to
I bet you do….
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:32 pm to
ga mpkcr

I drove by d'head last night aboot 12:30. Is the state potted plant of the 'Sip the orange barrel in the road?

quote:

She should tie a string to the corn cob next time.


The other end of the string to a doorknob? Slamming the door, etc.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

I mean, I'll send you a prize or something.


I hope the prize is a used Band-Aid
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Is the state potted plant of the 'Sip the orange barrel in the road?

Let me be clear, I was raised in a middle class family.
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