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re: LUNCH THRIZZLE ~ Thank G-d It's Friday Edition

Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16128 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:20 pm to

Just curious, how was Ashtray banging the Puerto Rican without you knowing since y’all were living in Dallas together and you track her phone?

Then how did you get duped into signing the birth certificate?

We all knew from day one those kids weren’t yours the first time you posted pics of them still in the hospital
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62185 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Maybe they didn't want to hurt your feelings?


When you are the 3am guy it is not about hurt feelings



quote:

I'm unique, Catholic, lift, BJJ, decent cardio, good at maths, killer sports card and pokemon collection.


If you were not raised by real nuns your faith is weak

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ift, BJJ, decent cardio, good at maths, killer sports card and pokemon collection.


Is this what draws ladies these days?

Good in a bar brawl
Believe in long, slow, wet kisses
Can dance cheek to cheek till sunrise
Makes cocktails from shine that goes down like aged wine
Adored by babies and critters
Can cook, but can also hunt and fish first
Strong believer in old fashioned foreplay
Can ride bareback, English, and Western
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42260 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Just listened to that, I wasn't expecting for that hook to draw me in. I'm not sure how I feel about that right now, tbh.


It slaps. I love that song.
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62185 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:23 pm to
If he is old school shaky puddin > lasagna any day of the week.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
48925 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Ashtray


Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66927 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Slow hand
Try this one.


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60543 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

If he is old school shaky puddin > lasagna any day of the week.
I can always make him a sandwich

But it’s Friday - so he’s at work
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
48925 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:26 pm to
I feel like I shouldn't like it and then the hook hits and that definitely slaps.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:26 pm to
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It slaps. I love that song.


P.M. Dawn I’d Die Without You
Miley Cyrus Adore You

Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46364 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:27 pm to
I always sung that to my son the other day when he was trying to fit last year’s hoodie over this years muscle
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36433 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:30 pm to
DW backed out of our date night plans. He forgot and bought food that’s gotta be cooked tonight.

So now I’m doing something with the youngest.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

He forgot


If he didn’t continually neglect his duty to make the Weekend Plans thread, that never would have happened
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62185 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:32 pm to
I was blessed with a 6 3 torso compacted with stumpy legs

When younger I had a 27" waist and a 27" inch inseam. Pants are not made that way so my trousers always looked like "Hulk" pants and need a tailor to put a "dutchman" in.

If he is getting strong, good luck getting stuff that fits very long (if at all)
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46364 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Slow hand


Don’t know that song but that’s a mantra a repeat when I make errors on the court. Fast feet, slow hands.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36433 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:33 pm to
Exactly.

Apparently he was thinking painting a planter would take like 30 mins and not 3 hours too.
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62185 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:34 pm to
Slag, which Streep movie is that avatar from?
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16128 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:34 pm to
20 page lunch thrizzle

me

$krilla

toof

sir winston gay cup

who else wants to make the pussy hater list ?
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 4:37 pm
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46364 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:35 pm to
Tailored Athlete is a good place for muscley men of all heights to shop for those things. His few pants and dress shirts come from there. YoungLA and Coolfandy cover his daily clothes.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56452 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:36 pm to
Everyone wish BigMoney a HBD! She turned 21!!

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