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re: LUNCH THRIZZLE ~ Thank G-d It's Friday Edition

Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60683 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

He does have a pasture boyfriend


Yeah, but they probably look hot together.

You eatin salad and water to keep them groomed.

Get a sugar daddy and a few younger gay nutless men.

You deserve it!

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:41 pm to
Yote grew up in Chackbay fricking goats
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46246 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:42 pm to
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Yeah, but they probably look hot together.

You eatin salad and water to keep them groomed.

Get a sugar daddy and a few younger gay nutless men.

You deserve it!

Well, this is certainly a turn I didn't see this thread taking when everyone was talking about makeup.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41382 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:43 pm to
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Yote grew up in Chackbay fricking goats


They were probably hotter than the women, tbh
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148151 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:43 pm to
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one was a real freak though
he loved it when you ate out his beehole
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116829 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:44 pm to
I long ago aged out of the sugar baby demographic.

I did ask 33 if he wanted to buy me a few horses but he never answered
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60683 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

T Swift brought back red Chanel lips 5 years ago


She did not!

That old school lipstick was like kissing waxy lard. No way women would wear that as they would think it would make them look fat.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41382 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:44 pm to
my wife wants to do work on some of the flower beds this afternoon. I just want to watch the ryder cup replay. Should I fake an injury?
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
14444 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:44 pm to
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I did ask 33 if he wanted to buy me a few horses but he never answered
This play remains under review.
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
14444 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:45 pm to
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Should I fake an injury?
go full t woods and do the limp
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46246 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:47 pm to
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my wife wants to do work on some of the flower beds this afternoon. I just want to watch the ryder cup replay. Should I fake an injury?


A fake injury only postpones your timeline. Sure, you'll get to watch the Friday round, but what about the weekend rounds?

I say you do the yardwork this afternoon, she'll be happy af and you get the rest of the weekend to relax, watch football and golf.

Or, just find some kid and pay him $20 and tell your wife you did the work.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44877 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:48 pm to
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Why did someone think it was a good idea to prop up a green stem on a piece of steak like that



I laughed too hard at this.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60683 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

I long ago aged out of the sugar baby demographic.


Probably just as well, tramp seems to have become the new black

Woman's greatest sexual asset was her brain and younger women just do not know how to use it.



quote:

I did ask 33 if he wanted to buy me a few horses but he never answered


Most Texans are "all hat, no cattle" and getting an old school country Texan is probably less likely than finding a unicorn.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46246 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:48 pm to
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ate out his beehole

This just reminded me it's time for my lunch.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44877 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:48 pm to
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They were probably hotter than the women, tbh


I hooked up with a good looking chick from Chackbay longtime ago.

She was so trashy she took her shoes off and was walking around Bourbon St barefooted.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:49 pm to
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Should I fake an injury?


don't half arse it... try to convince her you don't think the moon is real. she'll eventually divorce you and then we can be together and hire a gardener.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56181 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:49 pm to
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ate out his beehole

I love eating some good clean a-hole.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116829 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:49 pm to
Why does he have to be country? I’d be picking the horses…
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