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re: LUNCH THREAD- what is your ideal woman? What do you have to offer in exchange? Edition

Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
32852 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:42 pm to
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I listened to enough 3OH!3 as a kid to know not to trust a ho.


lol… I’ve not heard them in years.

Finna add to muh throwback playlist
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
47663 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:43 pm to
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we all know I'm a white cowboy boot’d up, sparkly, glitter covered filthy whore
this might be the #1 reason I <3 you!! Who doesn’t love sparkly?
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
32852 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:43 pm to
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if you can't handle me at my duded up egg-sucking gutter trash, you don't deserve me at my white cowboy boot’d up, sparkly, glitter covered filthy whore


:swoon:
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
94459 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:44 pm to
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Crazy is a double-edged sword. “Silly dancing at 3:00am before draining your balls” crazy can easily transition into “tossing you a plugged in toaster while you’re showering” crazy.


I have been there, a few times when I was younger and there is no measure of pleasurable experience that outweighs the crazy.

I’d rather be single.

Imma not kidding.

Re: to Squirrelly on the next page too.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
47663 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:45 pm to
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Yes oh yes it does
For a while
Then NO

This
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67561 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:45 pm to
Is it going to shuffle between Hollywood Undead, Ke$ha, and Millionaires?
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
9587 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:49 pm to
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June is Peak Bachelorette Party Season




Buckle bunnies looking to make bad decisions...
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38219 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:57 pm to
awww <3

yeah, life is too short to not dress ridiculously IMO


hope everyone has a fab rest of your afternoon and may the magic and majesty of our nation's treasure dolly parton bless you all
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
32852 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:01 pm to
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Is it going to shuffle between Hollywood Undead, Ke$ha, and Millionaires?


I’ll probs just let Spotify curate it for me. Who know what other crap I’ve not heard in years

quote:

Buckle bunnies looking to make bad decisions...



Pretty much

I’ve always wanted to do one of these tours since I’m so close- just haven’t done it yet.

Nash Trash Tours
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
94459 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:04 pm to
Try the Spotify DJ. It’s a new AI feature and I have been using the hell out of it.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67561 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:04 pm to
Just me trying to discern your likely age range and what kind of teenage stereotype you grew up as
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
206854 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:12 pm to
Personality is at the top of my list…
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
32852 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:12 pm to
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Just me trying to discern your likely age range and what kind of teenage stereotype you grew up as


Gen X checking in. I was teen in the 80’s and early 09’s.

I listen to pretty much every genre of music. I don’t discriminate much when it comes to music.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
32852 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:13 pm to
ga pj!

quote:

Personality is at the top of my list…


It’s up there for me too.

And a dry, sarcastic sense of humor is a must as well.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:14 pm to
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a dry, sarcastic sense of humor is a must as well.


I've got a chance!!!
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
206854 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 5:27 pm to
Agreed….
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
40402 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:19 pm to
The Canadian can be a pain in the arse, but we have a lot of miles behind us so I will just stick with her.

We are hitting 30th Aniv. this summer.
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