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LUNCH THREAD- what is your ideal woman? What do you have to offer in exchange? Edition
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:57 am
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:57 am
Avocado toast and 
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:00 pm to madamsquirrel
Blonde Hair
Decent sized tits with big arse
not fat
is very sexual
I offer slightly above average penis and 100k salary
Decent sized tits with big arse
not fat
is very sexual
I offer slightly above average penis and 100k salary
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:01 pm to madamsquirrel
Cheese, turkey, and crackers
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:03 pm to Nayab
Not what I heard about your PeNis
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:03 pm to Nayab
That’s all you’re looking for?
And y’all wonder why you end up with horrible women. No criteria that couldn’t be met with a blow up doll.
And y’all wonder why you end up with horrible women. No criteria that couldn’t be met with a blow up doll.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:04 pm to madamsquirrel
Well shite. I didn’t check the sign up date. He would, in fact, do best with a blow up doll. The less actual human interaction, the better.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:06 pm to madamsquirrel
No lunch yet. I ate salad for lunch for two days and now I have a sore throat. So I may just eat a cosmic brownie.
I already know a lot of my ideal women, and all I have to offer is my sense of humor and Waffle House gift cards
I already know a lot of my ideal women, and all I have to offer is my sense of humor and Waffle House gift cards
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:07 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:dowry accepted
Waffle House gift cards
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:09 pm to madamsquirrel
nigeria gumbo 
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:10 pm to Aspercel
a woman just needs to be attractive, don't need her to be funny or provide
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:10 pm to Nayab
quote:nope, I’ve never been blonde
Blonde Hair
quote:check
Decent sized tits with big arse
quote:can’t have the above with out this
not fat
quote:I have constant headaches
is very sexual
quote:I’ll be blonde before this is true
I offer slightly above average penis and 100k salary
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:12 pm to Nayab
quote:
a woman just needs to be attractive, don't need her to be funny or provide
so you're looking for an AI female companion. ok, got it.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:15 pm to Deep Purple Haze
do u have some niger cornbread to go with your niger g-bo?
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to madamsquirrel
quote:
What do you have to offer in exchange?
this calls for a spreadsheet
black coffee and tigahhhhhhs
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to tigernurse
I have an angry little downvoter today
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to Nayab
And what exactly do you provide? I’m not sure the 30 seconds you can manage are enough to get you a living person.
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to Nayab
quote:
a woman just needs to be attractive, don't need her to be funny or provide
well shite
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:17 pm to GreenRockTiger
He knows he’s seriously lacking in the bedroom department and he’s mad about it
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:18 pm to Tyga Woods
no niger c-bread 
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:19 pm to madamsquirrel
my ideal woman:
fit
energetic
humorous
somewhat intelligent
kind to others
has her own interests/goals
what i bring:
a sense of humor
muh lunch:
no lunch, cuz im fastin
fit
energetic
humorous
somewhat intelligent
kind to others
has her own interests/goals
what i bring:
a sense of humor
muh lunch:
no lunch, cuz im fastin
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 12:20 pm
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