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LUNCH THREAD- what is your ideal woman? What do you have to offer in exchange? Edition

Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:57 am
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49337 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:57 am
Avocado toast and
Posted by Nayab
Brandon's shithole
Member since Feb 2024
43 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:00 pm to
Blonde Hair
Decent sized tits with big arse
not fat
is very sexual

I offer slightly above average penis and 100k salary
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107084 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:01 pm to


Cheese, turkey, and crackers
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49337 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:03 pm to
Not what I heard about your PeNis
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107084 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:03 pm to
That’s all you’re looking for?



And y’all wonder why you end up with horrible women. No criteria that couldn’t be met with a blow up doll.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107084 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:04 pm to
Well shite. I didn’t check the sign up date. He would, in fact, do best with a blow up doll. The less actual human interaction, the better.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43030 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:06 pm to
No lunch yet. I ate salad for lunch for two days and now I have a sore throat. So I may just eat a cosmic brownie.

I already know a lot of my ideal women, and all I have to offer is my sense of humor and Waffle House gift cards
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49337 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Waffle House gift cards
dowry accepted
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
52923 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:09 pm to
nigeria gumbo

Posted by Nayab
Brandon's shithole
Member since Feb 2024
43 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:10 pm to
a woman just needs to be attractive, don't need her to be funny or provide
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43030 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Blonde Hair
nope, I’ve never been blonde
quote:

Decent sized tits with big arse
check
quote:

not fat
can’t have the above with out this
quote:

is very sexual
I have constant headaches
quote:

I offer slightly above average penis and 100k salary
I’ll be blonde before this is true
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30709 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

a woman just needs to be attractive, don't need her to be funny or provide


so you're looking for an AI female companion. ok, got it.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30566 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:15 pm to
do u have some niger cornbread to go with your niger g-bo?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37927 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

What do you have to offer in exchange?


this calls for a spreadsheet




black coffee and tigahhhhhhs
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43030 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to
I have an angry little downvoter today
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107084 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to
And what exactly do you provide? I’m not sure the 30 seconds you can manage are enough to get you a living person.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37927 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

a woman just needs to be attractive, don't need her to be funny or provide


well shite
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107084 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:17 pm to
He knows he’s seriously lacking in the bedroom department and he’s mad about it
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
52923 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:18 pm to
no niger c-bread
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30566 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:19 pm to
my ideal woman:

fit
energetic
humorous
somewhat intelligent
kind to others
has her own interests/goals

what i bring:
a sense of humor

muh lunch:

no lunch, cuz im fastin
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 12:20 pm
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