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Posted on 5/22/24 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 3:57 pm to
if it's cooked down
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
91514 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:01 pm to
Coconut is a top summer flavor.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49441 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:02 pm to
That has always been my nanny's favorite flavor.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43400 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

agave nectar


I just had the weirdest phone call - the woman said she reads revelations everyday - and she’s not going to burn but fly because she is a bird

Then she asked if I’d pray for her to get married

Yes, ma’am. Have a wonderful afternoon!
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30769 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:06 pm to
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mirepoix?


I had to look it up
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30769 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:07 pm to
iwei
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
53250 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
53250 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:15 pm to
wwjd mpgrt?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43400 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

wwjd mpgrt?
expel the demons
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
53250 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:18 pm to
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demons


Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30836 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:18 pm to
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I was supposed to go to Nashville area in June, but the trip fell through. Darn


Probs a good thing. June is Peak Bachelorette Party Season

quote:

Why have a dog if you hate dogs?


I got this dog- Honey- after my sweet GSD died bc my little weenie dog was depressed and quit eating. So we got the new dog for the old dog.

But the new dog is a goofy, shedding, hole digging, escape artist and annoys tf outta me.

I love MY dog. I just don’t love my dog’s dog
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98697 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:19 pm to
I only have two.

At least average looking

Not crazy.

#2 is by far the most important. As you get older, everybody loses their looks eventually. The crazy usually has staying power.

Anything else is nice to have but not a prerequisite.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
53250 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:19 pm to
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Bachelorette Party


filthy whores
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43400 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:19 pm to
Don’t be scared mpdph
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
53250 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:20 pm to
twss
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67295 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

June is Peak Bachelorette Party Season


Exactly, target rich environment. I was supposed to be playing a couple shows with my band, but my lead singer got signed to a record deal and is touring with his solo project instead. It’s a whole thing.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30836 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:21 pm to
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I’ll go up there and bring him back to you how many bottles of bourbon does a pupper transport cost?


It doesn’t matter- name number

At this point I’m up for ANYONE coming to get the dadgum dog - I’ll pay up in browns, piña colada’s, The Tigernurse bevvies , and blueberry mimosa’s.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
91514 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:21 pm to
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filthy whores


I prefer sluts
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43400 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
53250 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 4:24 pm to
wiyf slut?
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