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re: LUNCH THREAD- the show us your boots edition (nsfw)
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:46 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:46 pm to Cheese Grits
I'm not a mare person even though I grew up with the best little mare ever.
My chestnut is chromey. One leg is almost fully white (all the way up) and his back legs have stockings. Blaze face. And a couple other white spots and ticking b/c he's a paint.
My bay just has a sperm on his head.
My chestnut is chromey. One leg is almost fully white (all the way up) and his back legs have stockings. Blaze face. And a couple other white spots and ticking b/c he's a paint.
My bay just has a sperm on his head.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:54 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:Knee patch tights do it for me.
I am smitten

Hows it goin grits?
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:54 pm to BBMcGee
I worked broodmares for years. Most dangerous horses in the barn. You develop patience and a calm voice and you gain an appreciation for how grumpy a woman can get for carrying a kid for almost a year. During breeding season they did not have to bring the teaser to my barn as I could get the mares going.
Men could learn a thing or two about women by watching spiders. The ones with game get to try again, the ones with no game get eaten.

Men could learn a thing or two about women by watching spiders. The ones with game get to try again, the ones with no game get eaten.

Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:55 pm to AwesomeSauce
Going along AS, how is mini AS doing?
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:56 pm to Aspercel
quote:Hi Aspy. Now you’re talking! You’ll have to model them soon.
I do have fun spur straps

Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:01 pm to Cheese Grits
Rocking & rolling, and was absolutely flabbergasted when I talked to him last night and said we would go do some shopping for back to school this weekend.
-No, it's still summer.
-Yeah bud...not for much longer.
-But you haven't been on summer break yet.
-Yeah bud, I don't get summer break. That's typically only for teachers and students.
-What about racecar drivers.
-No, remember we just went and saw them a few times this summer since you've been on break.
-What about football players.
-Yeah they get a good bit of the early summer off.
-Well I'm gonna be a football player or teacher then.
-Sounds good bud, we're still getting you some school clothes and supplies this weekend though.

-No, it's still summer.
-Yeah bud...not for much longer.
-But you haven't been on summer break yet.
-Yeah bud, I don't get summer break. That's typically only for teachers and students.
-What about racecar drivers.
-No, remember we just went and saw them a few times this summer since you've been on break.
-What about football players.
-Yeah they get a good bit of the early summer off.
-Well I'm gonna be a football player or teacher then.
-Sounds good bud, we're still getting you some school clothes and supplies this weekend though.

Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:06 pm to Bullfrog
I’ll bring them on the boat 

Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:12 pm to AwesomeSauce
quote:
we're still getting you some school clothes and supplies this weekend though.


Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:18 pm to Cheese Grits
He has the power of gab, and it works on his mom. He can redirect a conversation and win by preventing or at least delaying whatever he was trying to get out of. He has yet to learn that his gab doesn't have that effect on me. That's reserved for knee patch tights or low cut shirts on 30+ yr old women.

Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:19 pm to AwesomeSauce
quote:
That's reserved for knee patch tights or low cut shirts on 30+ yr old women
40+**
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:20 pm to BBMcGee
Those boots were made for you.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:21 pm to BBMcGee
If that's an offer for distraction the bar can always be raised, just not lowered.
ETA: To be clear though 30 is the minimum.

ETA: To be clear though 30 is the minimum.
This post was edited on 7/20/23 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:25 pm to BBMcGee
Excellent edit
:grandmaaspy:
:grandmaaspy:
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:28 pm to AwesomeSauce
quote:
He hasn't been here to pick on TT33 yet, so maybe.
He found out 33 is a Cowboys fan so they are abandoning each other's embassies and calling the snipers off. Now, if they could all just remember where they put those mines.


Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:30 pm to Aspercel
just reminding these boys what they dealing with
I mean, I turned 40 and the next thing I know, I've broke my foot in my backyard.
I used to bounce better - see "fell in a ditch" pic

I mean, I turned 40 and the next thing I know, I've broke my foot in my backyard.
I used to bounce better - see "fell in a ditch" pic

Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:30 pm to Aspercel
I’m sitting around in a unit waiting on a callback from tech support. Apparently everyone in the goddamn building go to lunch at the same time.
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