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re: LUNCH THREAD- the show us your boots edition (nsfw)

Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28628 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:46 pm to
I'm not a mare person even though I grew up with the best little mare ever.

My chestnut is chromey. One leg is almost fully white (all the way up) and his back legs have stockings. Blaze face. And a couple other white spots and ticking b/c he's a paint.

My bay just has a sperm on his head.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59251 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:51 pm to
Hiya BBM
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10845 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I am smitten
Knee patch tights do it for me.

Hows it goin grits?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58922 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:54 pm to
I worked broodmares for years. Most dangerous horses in the barn. You develop patience and a calm voice and you gain an appreciation for how grumpy a woman can get for carrying a kid for almost a year. During breeding season they did not have to bring the teaser to my barn as I could get the mares going.

Men could learn a thing or two about women by watching spiders. The ones with game get to try again, the ones with no game get eaten.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58922 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:55 pm to
Going along AS, how is mini AS doing?
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28628 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:55 pm to
hi froggy
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59251 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

I do have fun spur straps
Hi Aspy. Now you’re talking! You’ll have to model them soon.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21367 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 1:56 pm to
Chinese buffet
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10845 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:01 pm to
Rocking & rolling, and was absolutely flabbergasted when I talked to him last night and said we would go do some shopping for back to school this weekend.
-No, it's still summer.
-Yeah bud...not for much longer.
-But you haven't been on summer break yet.
-Yeah bud, I don't get summer break. That's typically only for teachers and students.
-What about racecar drivers.
-No, remember we just went and saw them a few times this summer since you've been on break.
-What about football players.
-Yeah they get a good bit of the early summer off.
-Well I'm gonna be a football player or teacher then.
-Sounds good bud, we're still getting you some school clothes and supplies this weekend though.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114345 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:06 pm to
I’ll bring them on the boat
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58922 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

we're still getting you some school clothes and supplies this weekend though.



Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10845 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:18 pm to
He has the power of gab, and it works on his mom. He can redirect a conversation and win by preventing or at least delaying whatever he was trying to get out of. He has yet to learn that his gab doesn't have that effect on me. That's reserved for knee patch tights or low cut shirts on 30+ yr old women.
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28628 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

That's reserved for knee patch tights or low cut shirts on 30+ yr old women


40+**
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23479 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:20 pm to
Those boots were made for you.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10845 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:21 pm to
If that's an offer for distraction the bar can always be raised, just not lowered.

ETA: To be clear though 30 is the minimum.
This post was edited on 7/20/23 at 2:26 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114345 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:25 pm to
Excellent edit


:grandmaaspy:
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43498 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

He hasn't been here to pick on TT33 yet, so maybe.


He found out 33 is a Cowboys fan so they are abandoning each other's embassies and calling the snipers off. Now, if they could all just remember where they put those mines.
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28628 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:30 pm to
just reminding these boys what they dealing with

I mean, I turned 40 and the next thing I know, I've broke my foot in my backyard.

I used to bounce better - see "fell in a ditch" pic
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34550 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:30 pm to
I’m sitting around in a unit waiting on a callback from tech support. Apparently everyone in the goddamn building go to lunch at the same time.
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
60785 posts
Posted on 7/20/23 at 2:31 pm to
Chopped Salad!
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