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re: LUNCH THREAD- old people at the beach edition

Posted on 7/11/25 at 6:58 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45446 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

because the box said ‘fresh flowers’



We agreed long ago to not make a big deal of anniversaries, birthdays, etc. If we have something we want, we buy it. We go out to eat a couple times per week.

Our odometer has some miles.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65331 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

And now it is in mine


A little something 4 u

When you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair
Talking to some rich folk that you know



Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

GRT, does your mom have any dead flowers pressed in old and heavy books?
no
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

We agreed long ago to not make a big deal of anniversaries, birthdays, etc. If we have something we want, we buy it. We go out to eat a couple times per week.


Reading comprehension problems today - must be the residual from the full moon

Imma log out before I get too bitchy
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
37989 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:09 pm to
Well, every woman I've ever known would not agree with that, but I reckon there's exceptions to every rule.
Posted by Walter E Kurtz
upriver
Member since May 2006
1133 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

taco meat

quote:

by madamsquirrel

this tracks
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:26 pm to
And in my defense the flipping box said fresh flowers

Here is a pic:

And I never hope for or want flowers - so I should’ve known better, really. That’s why I said I was a dumbass. Sheesh.
Posted by N2cars
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37989 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:28 pm to
You're a wife &a mom.

Fresh flowers should just appear.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65331 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:28 pm to
Ooooh that's a big box of flowers.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76546 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:30 pm to
Does anyone know where I can get some organic coal?

Hard to find....

Hello folks.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8040 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Walter E. Kurtz

Why haven’t you returned my calls?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55035 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

I’m currently bizzy b-channeling with link


Just catching up and I always knew this would be true.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46394 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:32 pm to
Does your husband have a good sense of humor and messes with you often? You're funny so it wouldn't surprise me if he is too.

I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I'm pulling for it being a joke by the husband.


Obviously to be followed up by something much better for the anniversary.
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
37989 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:35 pm to
Careful Skillz, you know how mad Aubrey gets.
He's got a temper!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55035 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:35 pm to
I am voting someone thought all 96 kids needed a detox cleanse. Is it activated charcoal?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Fresh flowers should just appear.


Yeah. That’ll be the day.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46394 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:38 pm to
That's a good point.

I love me some charcoal cleansing products. One of my body washes is the dove charcoal one. I also use one of those vibrating charcoal toothbrushes and I have some other skin cleansing products with charcoal in them.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

I am voting someone thought all 96 kids needed a detox cleanse.
you’re not wrong there …
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
37989 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:41 pm to
Flowers are female Viagra.

That, and unloading the dishwasher.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66736 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Walter E Kurtz


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