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re: Lunch Thread: Do you spatchcock your Turkey for Thanksgiving edition

Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:17 pm to
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porterhouse


w-done
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:21 pm to
w/ketchup
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:22 pm to
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I have a dream that one day we will live in a country where we all can agree that turkey is a shitty protein choice that has few, if any, redeeming qualities other than tradition.


You are not cooking it right. I make a turkey that is fricking fabulous.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:22 pm to
"Bring me some Catsup, garcon"

--PeeJ

ETA: TW beat me to the punch
This post was edited on 11/25/25 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:23 pm to
what aboot A1? afaf
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:27 pm to
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what aboot A1?
Matches well with Arby's steak bites.
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afaf
mpt00f
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:40 pm to
Early lunch today.

sausage, egg & cheese biscuit | hash browns | coffee
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:52 pm to
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I have a dream that one day we will live in a country where we all can agree that turkey is a shitty protein choice that has few, if any, redeeming qualities other than tradition.
I love tradition but we are grilling burgers on Thursday

And I’ll spatchcock my husband after the kids go to bed.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:53 pm to
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mpt00f


from a reliable source I've heard that t00f is the new head Arby's steak bites chef
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:56 pm to
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I’ll spatchcock my husband after the kids go to bed.


another reason to make the traditional thanksgiving dinner, that trypofan from the turkey will knock those kids out
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:58 pm to
No. I don’t butterfly a turkey. That’s dumb.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:58 pm to
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I have a dream that one day we will live in a country where we all can agree that turkey is a shitty protein choice that has few, if any, redeeming qualities other than tradition.


We cook ours on the Weber kettle and its absolutely delicious.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:04 pm to
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that trypofan from the turkey will knock those kids out
lol not true

And turkey sucks so I can just give them beer to go to sleep
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:06 pm to
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I can just give them beer to go to sleep


come on whitey, let someone else have a shot at mother of the year!!!
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:09 pm to
will mpgrt jr#1 make it 4 t-giving?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:18 pm to
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will mpgrt jr#1 make it 4 t-giving?
no

But I’m hoping she will be moved back home for Christmas
Posted by LemmyLives
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:20 pm to
I've spatchcocked turkeys for over a decade. My turkey always won out over my ex-MIL's.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:20 pm to
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come on whitey, let someone else have a shot at mother of the year!!!
I bought new Christmas lights for each of their cages this year
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:21 pm to
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And I’ll spatchcock my husband after the kids go to bed.
hopefully we can get Uncle PJ to tell us the story from about 10 years ago when he bent his sis in law over the staircase while the thanksgiving turkey was in the oven and the family was in the living room sharing what they were thankful for

What a thanksgiving treat
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:21 pm to
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she will be moved back home


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