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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45744 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:21 pm to
Hey Aspy

Hey Count...Yes, I said that. It was a special request and I'm nothing if not accommodating to special requests.

How you doin?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:22 pm to
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Screenshot or it didn't happen. FACT!



I already clicked to remove the message
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106500 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:22 pm to


Hey scoobs
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64691 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:23 pm to
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Screenshot or it didn't happen. FACT!


He can’t prove it becususe it’s patently false. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say I’m willing to take one year banishment bet with him. Namely, if he can prove I RA’d anything yesterday, I’ll take a one year ban from posting on this site. However, if he cannot prove his accusation against me, he takes a one year ban.

Balls in your court, tgrbaitn08. What will it be?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45744 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

noho is like 80 years old...

I'm only almost 50
quote:

she thinks a cadaver in a casket at a funeral home looks hot

hey, they can do a lot with hair and make-up. Some of those guys look downright doable.
quote:

.her fave smell is embalming fluid

true
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fave game is trying to remember what happened 2 minutes ago.

2 minutes can be quite the gap...let's just go with "what happened in the immediate past."
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114015 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:26 pm to
NoHo. I know you like to read. Not sure what is your favorite thing to read about, but I am reading a book right now called IQ. It's nonfiction. It's set throughout the L.A. area.

LINK
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:29 pm to
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How you doin?

Good. How was the LSU Southern California Alumni Crawfish Boil?
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9742 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:30 pm to
Why would I take a million when I could have a 100 million?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:30 pm to
Hey Lizzy, Aspee

I restocked the wine fridge. Time for another party.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34365 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:30 pm to
Wait, is the idea that I get paid $100 to whack it? Doing the math, 1000 loads = $1,000,000. I'm probably at least halfway to a million already and I can easily increase the frequency of tuggage. This isn't even a hard question.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106500 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:31 pm to
Yes!!!!!
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:31 pm to
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punching the clown to get the million bucks. Factor in the future time value of money


Never thought I would see the terms "punching the clown" and "time value of money" together in a single sentence. I can rest easy tonight


ETA: with the retrospective $100 for each historical session, I may take that. 13 year old me in the summer of '92 would have earned about 60k.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 1:35 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45744 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:33 pm to
Thanks, Chris. Not a huge nonfiction reader, but I'll check it out. I read lots of thrillers like Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, Kyle Mills and I just read Jack Carr's debut novel, "The Terminal List."

Anyone who reads, Thor, Flynn, Mills, etc. should check out Jack Carr. He's got a new book coming out in 2019. Also looking forward to Sean Parnell's debut novel "Man of War" later this year.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64691 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:33 pm to
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Never thought I would see the terms "punching the clown" and "time value of money" together in a single sentence


This is the OT. I’m actually more suprised this is the first time you’ve encountered this.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 1:34 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17304 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:33 pm to
Aspy, party at scoobys!!!!
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72606 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:34 pm to
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I'm only almost 50


Damn, young, smart, funny as hell, cute, plays a little golf...

Hello, complete package. What are YOU wearing?
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56364 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:34 pm to
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So what’s the big deal with gluten and why is it so important for stuff to be free of it now?
It is a lectin. As you get older your digestive tract suffers as trying to break the stuff down and it creates leaky gut plus a host of other toxic conditions in your body.

Whole wheat, oats and tomatoes should be avoided like the debil.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45744 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:35 pm to
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How was the LSU Southern California Alumni Crawfish Boil?

It was really good. Had a great day. Started off kind of cool and cloudy, but ended up being a gorgeous day. The crawfish and boudin were top notch. My niece enjoyed dancing with the band.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106500 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:35 pm to
Scoob parties are the best parties
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45744 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:36 pm to
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What are YOU wearing?

my glasses and a smile
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