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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:37 pm to
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I restocked the wine fridge. Time for another party
Next time, don’t be trying to pawn off the old stuff. I want non-expired red wine from this year, 2018.

None of that 2012 and 2014 stuff. We want the fresh stuff.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:37 pm to
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Never thought I would see the terms "punching the clown" and "time value of money" together in a single sentence. I can rest easy tonight


Never underestimate the creative power of this website.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:38 pm to
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Not a huge nonfiction reader,


I’m the same way. My thing is history books. I just started The Cimean War - Europe’s Conflict With Russia by Hugh Small. So far I’ve got high hopes for it.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:41 pm to
It was a good otgt except for the non OT’rs there.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:41 pm to
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What are YOU wearing?

my glasses and a smile



Posted by BallCoachinFool
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:41 pm to
Would take me 13 years to reach 1million.
2 times a day
52 weeks a year
I'm all for it cus when I'm 59 I would have earned 2 million for jerking off
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:43 pm to
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Darth_Vader

you should try Sean Parnell's "Outlaw Platoon" it's about his time as a platoon leader in Afghanistan.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:43 pm to
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non OT’rs there.


Just call them what they are... losers.
Posted by liz18lsu
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Member since Feb 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:44 pm to
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quote:
Not a huge nonfiction reader,


I’m the same way. My thing is history books. I just started The Cimean War - Europe’s Conflict With Russia by Hugh Small. So far I’ve got high hopes for it.


History books = Non-fiction
She said not a non-fiction reader, you agreed and then said history books. Did I miss something?
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:45 pm to
Sometime in March
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:47 pm to
They were fun too. You missed all the music!
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:49 pm to
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History books = Non-fiction
She said not a non-fiction reader, you agreed and then said history books. Did I miss something?



No I did. In my defense, I have brain damage.
Posted by crispyUGA
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Member since Feb 2011
15923 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:50 pm to
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100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.

Do you still take the million?


I feel like maybe I'd come close to breaking even... go ahead and give me the lump sum so I can invest it now.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65013 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:50 pm to
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you should try Sean Parnell's "Outlaw Platoon" it's about his time as a platoon leader in Afghanistan.



I’ll have to check it out. Thanks!
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:51 pm to
I cracked my phone at lunch.

Faaaack

Damn margarita mug
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:52 pm to
That is not a good thing to do
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:52 pm to
Catfish Acadiana
Rice pilaf
Spring vegetable mix
Iced T

Bought to eat an apple.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:53 pm to
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You missed all the music!
Well that blows!


Rouge - so much for world domination, today.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:53 pm to
Hahahaha *points and laughs* Shouldn't be drinking on the clock, Rougie-roux!
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