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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "OT Cocktail Party, what are you bringing" edition

Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:15 pm to
I heard only queers and people with small dicks eat ground turkey and black bean chili.

Or maybe it was queers with small dicks.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85804 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:17 pm to
All this dick talk, Mikebr will be here shortly....
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:17 pm to
I love ground turkey and had black beans last night. Dangit.

Darth, that's crazy. I can imagine it took forever to get used to hearing that. Especially at night when its quiet.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61775 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:17 pm to
That’s deep literary humor right here, Slagathor Allen Poe.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70807 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:17 pm to
For real.

Whats up Bama?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56564 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:18 pm to
Hey aspy
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Reminds me of a poem... The Telltale LVAD




I remember the first time my wife noticed it. It was a few days after they put it in. Her and my nurse got the idea of walking me down the hall to a room with a shower and give me a shower. They got me in, very awkward BTW. When they got me out and we’re drying off one of them said “do you hear that ticking?” The other said “yeah, what is that”. It took me a moment to realize what they heard was me. I didn’t know others could hear it. And to make it even better I was still in afib at the time so it was beating like 130 BPM at the time.
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:19 pm to
Hey burr.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:20 pm to
slowly approaching 2:30 all

craving costco bourbon at the moment. yes, i think i have a problem.


gaddy, this is not your best day on the o-t thanks to bella.....kinda reminds me of the time i got p-owned by noho.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:21 pm to
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Darth, that's crazy. I can imagine it took forever to get used to hearing that. Especially at night when its quiet


I have to go to sleep with the TV on so I won’t just lay there all night listening to it.

And if I happen to fall asleep laying on my back and my wife wakes up in the middle of the night, she wakes me up and makes me roll over on my side. She does this because she says when I lay on my back she can’t hear the tick and it scares her. But when I lay on my side she can hear it.
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:22 pm to
Darth can you tell us about that time you died again? It’s riveting
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71689 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:22 pm to
wyd
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:24 pm to
Hey DarOweOth...put a sock in it...aint no body reading all that
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70807 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:25 pm to
Pete you arent making any friends around here today.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:26 pm to
vader, if you sleep on your back, get you an adjustable bed that has the zero gravity function. it's a game changer.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Darth can you tell us about that time you died again? It’s riveting


You’re just wanting 08 to stroke out again.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:27 pm to
Who needs friends? I’m sure there’s a rat somewhere nearby that can gnaw that thing off for him.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61775 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:27 pm to
Which Popeyes’s does gad work at?

I thought I member him being in the downstream side of the poultry industry.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:27 pm to
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vader, if you sleep on your back, get you an adjustable bed that has the zero gravity function. it's a game changer.


Apparently I sleep just a out every way possible except laying on my stomach.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

wyd




skyping with chicken...he can be a crazed madcap sometimes.
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