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re: LUNCH THRAY--"slow flow pro is teaching me how to meditate" edition
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:19 pm to Pectus
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:19 pm to Pectus
quote:I wish I could have 2 votes per post to give just so i could double upvote Tino's post... dude kills it and we could use a dozen more Tinos around here to get this place cleaned up
(blood of my blood)
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:19 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
how bout that date with slow?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:22 pm to terd ferguson
quote:I did half witness and hear a rape occur in the House of Detention in the OPP. The kid got tied to the bars and 2 guys used bread bags on their dicks as condoms and raped him. True story
Who doesn't like a good rape story?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:23 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
quote:So we back on?!
Yay ok
quote::hifive:
Beefherinthequeefer
you won't regret it
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:24 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
I did half witness and hear a rape occur in the House of Detention in the OPP. The kid got tied to the bars and 2 guys used bread bags on their dicks as condoms and raped him. True story
Sounds like one hell of a thing to experience.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:24 pm to Skillet
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:27 pm to SuperSaint
I meant that sarcastically
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:27 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
If you haven't been burned a couple times as a guy, you hadn't been living right.
yep, those fricking vaginas are a diseased cesspool of penny smelling humanity...they're like picking up a frog and having it pee on you, yet i keep going back for more.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:30 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
Beef you can give make up tips with your southern twang on Slows podcast.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:30 pm to Skillet
Sorry that you fear the bearded clam.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:30 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
Why you playing so brutal today Beef?! I don't think my dick can get any harder at this point!!
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:31 pm to SuperSaint
Take a cold shower
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:32 pm to bigberg2000
quote:So I been catching up with the long-legged one the last couple days.... we've completely squashed any left over animosity. Figured you'd like that news.
bigberg2000
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:32 pm to bigberg2000
Haha you saw the Instagram post?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:33 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
the long-legged one t
is that the one that was model hot and you made your neighbors made b/c of the loud sex?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:46 pm to SlowFlowPro
That's the one, lol I forgot about that neighbor deal, that was my old apt.
STory time: When I was 18 I lived in Thibodaux for a short stint right next to Thib High. Twas smashing a high school senior cheerleader that was a host at a local mexican rest La Casa named Ashley from Chackbay that I called "Assley" because she had one of those table top asses. Like for real for real. White trash bad to the bone built like a motherfricker. But any who, the neighbor called the cops on us claiming there was a domestic violence act going down lol. When the cop showed up and I came to the door with just drawz on and sweaty and she was laying there covering with a sheet, he fist bumped me and went on his way.... I think the neighbor was just being a jealous piece of shite.
STory time: When I was 18 I lived in Thibodaux for a short stint right next to Thib High. Twas smashing a high school senior cheerleader that was a host at a local mexican rest La Casa named Ashley from Chackbay that I called "Assley" because she had one of those table top asses. Like for real for real. White trash bad to the bone built like a motherfricker. But any who, the neighbor called the cops on us claiming there was a domestic violence act going down lol. When the cop showed up and I came to the door with just drawz on and sweaty and she was laying there covering with a sheet, he fist bumped me and went on his way.... I think the neighbor was just being a jealous piece of shite.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:49 pm to SuperSaint
beats the time my brother and i got in a fight (probably ages 17-13) at the house and the narc neighbors called the cops like it was a real brawl. my bro was mostly just yelling b/c i wouldn't let him punch me and i'd use my jiu-jitsu and judo to keep him held down (i wasn't allowed to hit him even if he hit me, per house rules)
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:58 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
beats the time my brother and i got in a fight (probably ages 17-13) at the house and the narc neighbors called the cops like it was a real brawl. my bro was mostly just yelling b/c i wouldn't let him punch me and i'd use my jiu-jitsu and judo to keep him held down (i wasn't allowed to hit him even if he hit me, per house rules)
Just to help facilitate our imaginations of that fight, and you holding him down, see below:
L-R: Sis, SFP, SFP lil bro
Posted on 8/10/16 at 3:59 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:That's some shitty rules your union negotiated
(i wasn't allowed to hit him even if he hit me, per house rules)
I hauled arse from little bit's apt once on foot just thinking it was a matter of time before the cops showed up from one of her neighbors possibly calling them, twas one of those throwdowns, i'm sure you can imagine
Posted on 8/10/16 at 4:00 pm to Festus
Look how "artsy" that pic is.... bet she can walk like an egyptian 
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