re: LUNCH THRAY--"my 50 page l-thray yesterday was the longest in history" bow to me edition

Yall are gonna piss me the frick off.

Yall all need to be funny and make me laugh now in penance.

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Waiting for the rain to stop & acting like I'm working. Did you see somebody from here called Tyga multiple times at 3am?

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I was out cold at 3AM

What happened?

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wyd

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Oh thank you for asking

Trying to find the temperature gauge on the new company car.

By my best guess it’s hotter than the 7th circle of hell rn.

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make me laugh now in penance.

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a moose, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar....

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Sauce, but it seems as if he maybe took a midol

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I took quite a few of these post divorce when I some how ended up with all of the meds and there were multiple bottles because "I don't feel too hot, I started today" would be me going to the store getting a bottle, some pads, and some type of sweet and salty assortment of junk food for her. She never took the mfin midol. If I'm not mistaken it's pretty much just aleve and helped a lot with some headaches when they would hit. Typically brought on from heavy binge drinking when thinking I was a failure because my marriage didn't last and that my son would grow up in a broken home...but ya know...those days are done and short story the llotot are gatekeeping midol, t is a good pain reliever.

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new company car.

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That's some sweet action, right there.

Free tires, free gas, free brake pads...

I failed to mention I live in New Iberia.

Carencro is a shorter drive than Opelousas.

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Yall all need to be funny and make me laugh now in penance.

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skillet walked into a bar

everybody liked him and enjoyed his company

it was a gay bar


BOOM!!

I'd say meet a t Sonic but I don't think they let people into the Sonic you go to driving Cars of the Poors like Toyotas. Gotta be Luxury Export to the United States or higher class to get in there.