re: LUNCH THRAY--&quot;earthshaking lunch news within&quot; must read edition

Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:36 pm to Winston Cup

quote:
aspy how many pounds do you think Saint can squat?

over/under 225?

Yeah I got pencil legs. Both brothers are humongous. I got the short end of dem genes, but make up for it other extremities

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:37 pm to SuperSaint

quote:
but make up for it other extremities

your nose?

Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:37 pm to OWLFAN86

quote:
your nose?

thats one

Although the bro’s inherited that too

This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 2:41 pm

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:47 pm to SuperSaint

I can imagine the coke addiction was a real motherfricker

Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:51 pm to OWLFAN86

So it all makes sense now, right?

I don’t think the beer mavens on the F&D board want to welcome me into their krewe so I’ll post here with the cripple and rice f@gg3t

Posted by Winston Cup

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:52 pm to SuperSaint

quote:
the cripple and rice f@gg3t

neither could squat 225

Posted by Skillet

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:53 pm to SuperSaint

fab member saint, not since paige

, prettybird & mc'pony have i ever seen a finer "hammer" than your fiancee.

i'd kill to be your best man.

2,1

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:54 pm to Winston Cup

quote:
neither could squat 225

you mom rode me , thats at least 250

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:54 pm to SuperSaint

No thanks

This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 2:55 pm

Posted by Winston Cup

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:57 pm to OWLFAN86

quote:
you mom rode me , thats at least 250

thats what i mean. apparently you couldnt get it up.

Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:01 pm to Skillet

quote:
i'd kill to be your best man.

Unc Skillz, you’re undoubtedly the e-best man

Maybe we can throw a duel OT reception, Me and my Hammer, Dillon and his Hammer Paige. We can do it out of Butch’s RV. Maybe have mudminnow set it up. PJ bring the bud heavy. Cody and Rebel bring the strawberry daiquiris. Maybe Fab member Lester bring the security. And Skillet be the fuel best man.

Posted by Skillet

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:01 pm to OWLFAN86

fun fact and yet another tss:

i've been a best man 2 times in my life.

both brides died tragic deaths.

me and my b-man curse

Posted by Rouge

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:02 pm to Skillet

You seen this shite?

LINK

Posted by Skillet

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:04 pm to SuperSaint

do they have la quintas in cally? imma need to do a lil wedding planning with your hammer >wink wink<.

Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:04 pm to Skillet

quote:
i've been a best man 2 times in my life.

both brides died tragic deaths.

me and my b-man curse

damn I've had two girlfriends pass tragically.... Maybe you shouldn't be my bestie man .... Or maybe like that Baw Pathagorus said 'two negatives equal a positive'

Posted by Winston Cup

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Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:05 pm to Rouge

they misspelled "thray"