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re: LTR FACTS: Does Not Matter How Cool, Good-Looking, Or How Much Status You Have..

Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Does Not Matter How Cool, Good-Looking, Or How Much Status You Have..


Good thing for you.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:35 pm to
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For those who are confused. Rocket feels the same way about marriage, God, and apple products as Cad feels about Amazon.



For a second I had them confused. My original response was this before I deleted:

"Sorry your wife left you but she probably got fed up with the shitty grout you chose for those subway tiles and finding the dump your kid took in the sugar container was the last straw."

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63517 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:36 pm to
Define "shite-test"
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:41 pm to
Sorry you have a small penis
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:42 pm to
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Define "shite-test"


the girls way of determining whether or not you are a worthy of her affection/intimacy.


Example, if your LTR/wife ever says: “You’re desperate for sex”

she is shite testing you...

how you respond determines her future attraction to you as a partner
This post was edited on 8/22/16 at 7:43 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45507 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:43 pm to
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wayyy to common.



You put all that effort into extra y's but left out an o.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:43 pm to
You've read too much r/TheRedPill dude
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:45 pm to
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I think the OP, deep down, loves the cock
I've never seen someone so worried about their own self image
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:46 pm to
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You've read too much r/TheRedPill dude


naa, barely go over there.

the real redpill is far more extreme than those autists will ever admit


there go to advice is always, "just be confident and lift weights" which just makes LOL
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99614 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:48 pm to
Its clear you have a scorching case of some std
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 7:51 pm to
I have a good job and a nice, pretty girlfriend and we get along really well and I want to marry her.

Tell me where I'm fricking up. Thanks.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28921 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:19 pm to
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the girls way of determining whether or not you are a worthy of her affection/intimacy.


Example, if your LTR/wife ever says: “You’re desperate for sex”

she is shite testing you...

how you respond determines her future attraction to you as a partner





Here's some white trash marriage advice free of charge.


Women are petty and vindictive creatures and every wrong and every slight she has ever taken in silence has been kept in a special place, just waiting for you to stumble.

Slapping her across the room is wrong.

The next best thing is to frick a nineteen year old. It's exactly like slapping her across the room, but entirely legal. And a little chunky nineteen year old is still nineteen. Sometimes a woman needs to be reminded that there's more pussy out there.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:23 pm to
and you no doubt married your female counterpart.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61489 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:23 pm to
The aggressively negative and personal responses prove just how right you are. They're projecting because their Gf is getting railed by a plant worker.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14715 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:25 pm to
You weren't loved as a child.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28921 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:32 pm to
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and you no doubt married your female counterpart.



When I first met her she was my fiance's pot dealer. We fit, we even have the same birthday. (I'm nine years older.)
This post was edited on 8/22/16 at 8:32 pm
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:32 pm to
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then we have most "ot loungers" - who are essentially autistic nerds who have shitty genetics and hormonal profiles which is depicted facially and through frame (causing them to be on forums constantly in the first place) - these subhumans get zero vit D, zero validation from women, zero gh release - but these are the "men" suddenly are in the gym every evening to autistic levels counting every macro and eating correctly in order to catch up to humans (slayers); these are the men on this forum giving autistic advice about diet and protein shakes and keto (just lol).
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:35 pm to
What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:35 pm to
Sweet baby Jesus
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28921 posts
Posted on 8/22/16 at 8:37 pm to
But it works. Most marriages don't.
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