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re: Loud smacking while eating

Posted on 11/2/22 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92496 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 1:47 pm to
I like to cover that by making loud "om nom nom" sounds. How else are you supposed to express appreciation for the food?

I mean, some of you people wouldn't be happy with anything.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 1:47 pm to
I broke up with an exceptionally hot chick once because of her loud eating habits.

They first time I heard her eat, it literally shocked me.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130047 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 1:50 pm to
It can be solved with a loud smacking.
Posted by Zarchonian
Member since Oct 2022
148 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 1:55 pm to
Or people eating something with sauce and you can hear it sloshing around in their mouth.

Also heavy breathing.

Worst is when they put so much food in their mouth they don't chew properly and sounds like their kissing their food.

Nails on the friggin chalkboard
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1702 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

may know them
Opey transplants to Falourche Parish.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2787 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:00 pm to
Women who can't (or won't) use cutlery correctly are also gross. I'm not high society or anything, but I'm not down with brusque table manners. We're not animals.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14477 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

My old man knocked me off the barstool when I was young because I wouldn't stop smacking.

Probably wasn’t the only reason.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5789 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/2/22 at 2:05 pm
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5591 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:05 pm to
ill expand this to just being a messy eater in general.

i realtor i was working with once wanted to have lunch with the with and i after looking at houses all morning. We got burgers at a nice little diner. dude was wearing more ketchup, mustard, and grease on his face than anything else including his napkins.

nice guy but it was f'ing disgusting.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80099 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

My worst fear was meeting the perfect woman and going to dinner and she smacks when she eats


Smack real loud while eating her out
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
84244 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:18 pm to
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There's actually a medical term for people that are really annoyed by it. I am.

Yup. it's in your genes.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8802 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:21 pm to
My wife doesn’t smack but she absolutely loves crunchy food and it drives me up the wall. I’ll leave the room and eat elsewhere. Chips are the most common food that does it.

Other loud eaters or those with bad manners I’ve found are people that live alone. My dad has been on his own for 20 years and his eating habits are horrible. No one there to correct him.
This post was edited on 11/2/22 at 2:24 pm
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2801 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:31 pm to
I will get up from the table if someone is doing it.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:42 pm to
I’m not bothered by little kids who haven’t yet learned social norms, or dogs. I have a little dog that smacks her food and it’s comical.

I get the urge to kill any adult human who makes sounds while eating.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8061 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 2:45 pm to
My Aunt literally hums when she eats.

It takes everything in my soul to not yell at her to shut the hell up when I’m around her.
Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
2496 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 3:12 pm to
I’d rather hear nails on a chalkboard
Posted by Eeyore
Mars
Member since Sep 2020
351 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 3:54 pm to
I can’t stand when people slurp their soup
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