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Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
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Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:00 pm to
Bro my house is on stilts. The floor is fricking freezing.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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67302 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:00 pm to
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5x a week lifting HAM.



You don't have enough breaks in there!
Posted by Relham10
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Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:00 pm to
Tea and seeds
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:00 pm to
A bottle of malbec and some leftover pluckers.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:02 pm to
I would give it all to Aspy but she wouldn’t show up.

You coming to Taco Tuesday tomorrow?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:02 pm to
Sigh
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198123 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:04 pm to
a duck a dog and asspee walk into a bar

and the bartender ,says HEY DUCK,, no dogs allowed
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:05 pm to


I just said something nice about you irl too
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

You don't have enough breaks in there!


Depends on his splits Pectus Coleman.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69588 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:07 pm to
I don’t? What you think I should do?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198123 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

I just said something nice about you irl too


doenst make it any less true


the nice thing you said about me
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:10 pm to


Guess I’m off to the tub to drink and read about killer mermaids...

I’m too ugly for even the internet
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:10 pm to
I told asp that you were a creepy internet stranger and she said

“Owlie isn’t a stranger.”

ETA: She thinks about you in the tub though so there’s that.
This post was edited on 1/2/18 at 11:13 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198123 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:13 pm to
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ETA: She thinks about you in the tub though so there’s that.


im a sexy bitch, asspee knows this
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:15 pm to
Just add another off-day. Or alternate.


Idk. Just do what you're doing if it feels good.



Look at me...giving advice about working out...that's like me giving relationship or bedroom advice.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:15 pm to
Gin Blossoms- Found out about you
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144684 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:16 pm to
Depending on his splits, nothing at all wrong with working out 5x a week.

You can’t look like Tarzan and lift like Jane.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:17 pm to
Earthquake Petite sirah
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:18 pm to
Just as long as he doesn't look like a gorilla...all arms, no legs.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4988 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 11:20 pm to
Read OP twice, first pass I swore it said "eating roadkill".

I thought, damn that's interesting, but not so much now.
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