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re: Lighten Up with Laughter: Do your part, with a joke!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:37 am to Lutcher Lad
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:37 am to Lutcher Lad
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing Saran Wrap
The psychiatrist looks up and says "I can see you're nuts"
The psychiatrist looks up and says "I can see you're nuts"
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:48 am to Lutcher Lad
What are the most frequently spoken last words by good ole Southern boys?
"Hey, ya'll, watch this!"
"Hey, ya'll, watch this!"
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:55 am to Zendog
quote:
I have yet to laugh
You, my friend, needs to get a life!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:55 am to Lutcher Lad
Sometimes I put my head between my legs and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll…
That’s just how I roll…
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:03 am to Lutcher Lad
Bad news: The earth is about to be taken over by aliens.
Good news: They eat politicians and pee gasoline
Good news: They eat politicians and pee gasoline
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:04 am to Lutcher Lad
The nurse at the sperm bank said I should masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:04 am to Lutcher Lad
When do most Jewish men stop masturbating?
When their wives pass away.
When their wives pass away.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:19 am to Bullfrog
What did the band director name his new twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:21 am to Telecaster
What happened to Bobby Lee when he walked into a wall with a full erection???
He broke his nose...
He broke his nose...
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:24 am to ptper09
Rectum? Damn near killedem!
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:25 am to TDTOM
What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklin
---winner so far
Aretha Franklin
---winner so far
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:28 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle, split in two.
Military?
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:29 am to Lutcher Lad
You hear about the lesbian couple that couldn't afford a double ended dildo?
Yea, they were having trouble making ends meet.
Yea, they were having trouble making ends meet.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:35 am to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
I bought my wife a second hand wardrobe from Bonnie Tyler.
Every now and then, it falls apart.
Every now and then, it falls apart.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:35 am to Breesus
quote:
Every year thousands of innocent children are senselessly murdered in the streets. Merry Christmas
To be honest, really doesn't feel like much of a gift. But it guess it's the thought that counts.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:38 am to Lutcher Lad
I do love these threads. The jokes yall have are pretty funny. You're right we do need to laugh more. Here's one:
A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and tells God a Holocaust joke.
God says, "Well that wasn't funny."
Jewish guy says, "I'm sorry. I guess you just had to be there."
A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and tells God a Holocaust joke.
God says, "Well that wasn't funny."
Jewish guy says, "I'm sorry. I guess you just had to be there."
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:54 am to Breesus
quote:
Every year thousands of innocent children are senselessly murdered in the streets. Merry Christmas.
Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it is senseless.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:57 am to A Menace to Sobriety
My Jewish buddy loves this one
You know what a Jewish dilemma is?
90% off Ham.
You know what a Jewish dilemma is?
90% off Ham.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:00 am to Lutcher Lad
Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'
Husband: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months...'
Wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'"
Husband: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months...'
Wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'"
Posted on 12/18/24 at 11:06 am to Lutcher Lad
Q: Where would you find a horse with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
A: Right where you left him.
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