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Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20468 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:46 pm to
Me: Do you smoke after sex?

My date: I don't know, I've never looked....
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11652 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:23 pm to
Husband comes home and gives flowers to his wife, she states I guess now I have to spread my legs!!!

He says what, don’t we have a vase?
Posted by TheSHU
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2010
1079 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:24 pm to
What do women and spaghetti have in common??



They both wiggle when you eat them
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18679 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:29 pm to
A man with a frog on his head walks into a bar. The bartender says "What's that for?"

The frog says "Would you believe it started out as a wart on my arse?"
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55558 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:08 pm to
A mother just picked up her son from school, and they ended up being stuck behind a garbage truck. The mother was following a little too close, and suddenly a massive dildo came off the back of the truck and struck the windshield.

"What was that, mama?"
"Oh honey, it was just a bug!"
"Damn, I'm surprised he could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
This post was edited on 7/11/22 at 2:09 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35880 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:12 pm to
What do you call a masturbating cow?


Beef Stroganoff.
Posted by Stastny
Member since Jul 2014
670 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:13 pm to
An outlaw is about to hanged and the sheriff says he gets 3 requests before he dies. The outlaw says I’d like to speak to my horse. The outlaw whisperers in the horses ear and then an hour later the horse returns with a beautiful blonde.

The sheriff says ok what’s your second request. The outlaw says I’d like to speak to my horse again The outlaw whisperers in the horses ear and then an hour later the horse returns with a beautiful brunette.

Sheriff says ok what’s your third and final request. The outlaw says I’d like to speak to my horse one last time. The outlaw yells into the horse ear I really need you bring me the POSSE.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55558 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:14 pm to
I went to see a proctologist earlier this year for an exam.

He told me it was perfectly normal for a man to experience an erection, and even an orgasm during the exam.

All that said, I still wish he wouldn't have.
Posted by commode
North Shore
Member since Dec 2012
1161 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:52 pm to
Two gay guy are having drinks at the bar. One goes to leave, and the other asks "do you mind if push your stool in?"
Posted by LB41
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
90 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 3:50 pm to
Well Done!!
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18679 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 4:10 pm to
Police arrested a guy who couldn't spell. They caught him in a warehouse.
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