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re: Let's discuss Jared Goff's wife.... Christen Harper...

Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:07 am to
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
3491 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:07 am to
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OT Unicorn doesn't exist, but how close is she?



Considering she's what a top NFL QB can land I'd put her reeeaaaallll close
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71096 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:20 am to
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Those titties look too fake


those are absolutely real.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
23990 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:23 am to
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Those titties look too fake


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40844 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:27 am to
I agree. She's definitely a smoke show.



Almost looks better in her non modeling photos, kind of a Gal Gadot look.

Posted by BayouBaw84
Member since Oct 2016
3270 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:31 am to
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look at how the bikini top squishes her boobs on the sides. Honestly, those look real to me
Agree. I’m on team real tits.
Posted by BOZ4LSU
Georgia
Member since Jan 2012
2475 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 9:33 am to
Goff will find a way to get her intercepted by another NFL player
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13714 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 10:23 am to
She can throw an interception my way
This post was edited on 2/5/25 at 10:23 am
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4537 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 11:19 am to
Her friend Elizabeth Turner is way hotter and has been my muse for a decade

How she isn't wifed up at this point is beyond me
















Edit: yes they are out there if you google them
This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 9:47 am
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23032 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 11:09 pm to
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Those titties look too fake


You got 33 upvotes for this comments.

That’s at least 34 virgins on this website.
Posted by DAWG0829
Dallas,Ga
Member since Oct 2012
1676 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 3:51 am to
It appears money can buy you happiness .
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
36075 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 5:56 am to
I'd rather stare and fantasize
Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
17277 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 7:35 am to
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Elizabeth Turner

Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4826 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:07 am to
She is a hottie.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2899 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:25 am to
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Her friend Elizabeth Turner is way hotter and has been my muse for a decade

How she isn't wifed up at this point is beyond me


She's with some dude that was on the Bachelorette.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6451 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:36 am to
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She won the tournament back when we had them. Then the guy who organized the whole thing threw out the results because he didn’t accept the winner.


Christen Harper was the true OT 10 Queen that year, I don't give a damn what anyone else said. Throwing out the tournament because a certain person didn't like the results almost resulted in a Jan 6th incident at Chicken's house.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5883 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:59 am to
I lol’d
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6400 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:23 am to
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Elizabeth Turner How she isn't wifed up at this point is beyond me
She’s a crazy feminist. I follow her on Instagram.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28471 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:30 am to
Not much to discuss, she fine asf.
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