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re: Let's discuss Jared Goff's wife.... Christen Harper...

Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:33 am to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216130 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:33 am to
I bet he has fun with those footballs…
Posted by BOZ4LSU
Georgia
Member since Jan 2012
2474 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 7:54 pm to
Igiwhi
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1281 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:58 pm to
Never refuse a goddess
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175758 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:09 pm to
Good looking woman but a little too trashy west Pacific.
Posted by Gumby84
Member since Dec 2019
45 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:49 pm to
Someone somewhere is sick of her shite…
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19409 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:55 pm to
She’s definitely an attention whore high on the crazy hot matrix
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22880 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 10:57 pm to
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Those titties look too fake


Blows my mind when this site can’t tell when a woman’s tits are real.
Posted by Goalie
Used to be San Diego now West Texas
Member since Jan 2025
557 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 11:30 pm to
10

Facts
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
110783 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 12:00 am to
I’ve seen much better
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3655 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 5:26 am to
I liked her better when she was thicc.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17320 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 5:44 am to
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look at how the bikini top squishes her boobs on the sides. Honestly, those look real to me. She just has that top tied super tight so it's pulling them apart and holding them up high, giving the illusion of the softball style fake titties.

edit: obviously I could be wrong. Just going off the smaller context clues. She could have also had decent sized boob's before the procedure so there is still softness around the implants.


I appreciate the detailed analysis here.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
46060 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:23 am to
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Hot but I don’t think she’ll age well.


She's Asian. She'll be hot until she is 50, then she'll wake up one morning looking like Ken Jeong.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32002 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:29 am to
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Those titties look too fake



If those things are fake, she got every dollars worth….
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9322 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:40 am to
She gets three thumbs up.
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3724 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:57 am to
Can she make a roux?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15742 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 7:04 am to
Bags of sand….
Posted by TheosDeddy
Member since May 2024
1131 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 7:12 am to
Looks like Olivia Munn

That's a good thing
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58839 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 7:16 am to
Should it though?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87502 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 7:45 am to
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Blows my mind when this site can’t tell when a woman’s tits are real.


This place is filled with “bags of sand” incels.
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
3423 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 8:52 am to
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I know the OT Unicorn doesn't exist, but how close is she?


She won the tournament back when we had them. Then the guy who organized the whole thing threw out the results because he didn’t accept the winner.
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