re: Lesbian couple distraught after man farts near them in grocery store

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What was she supposed to do? I don't get the criticism. If a random stranger rips a fart on me, I'm going to confront them. All of us would be pissed off about this.

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Yeah, but they’re gay, dude, so it’s important to make fun of them instead of an a-hole who thinks it’s HILARIOUS to drop arse inches from a complete stranger in a grocery store.

The crying and video is a bit much, to say the least, but frick that dude. That’s fricked up.

This thread went over like a fart in a grocery store isle

When I was a tall building lawyer, I was on the escalator in the office building lobby. Some old fart got off the escalator, hiked up one of his legs, and let one rip. I thought it was hilarious.

The only comparable events in my life were:

1. I was campaigning for a DA candidate. The candidate and I were going house to house. Some old guy came out of his house, blocked one of his nostrils, and snorted snot out of the other.

2. Same tall building, very professionally dressed black woman and I got on the elevator at the ground floor. Next floor, some guy got on and he ripped one. When he got off, the woman looked at me and said "mother fricker, that smelled like shite." I said "literally." She laughed.

I crop dusted a woman in Total Wine this week. I thought it was going to be a quick one, but it wasn't. It was long and rotten. I know she smelled it, but like a normal person she just went about her day.

Coincidentally, last time I was in total wine I bent over to get a bottle and accidentally let one rip and a hot girl was standing right behind me. She actually said oh my god and swiftly moved away. She may have twitter shamed me, but I wouldn't know.

Long story short if you are a woman in total wine, look out for Murtown.