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Lawyers of the OT HELP!
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:28 pm
I was in Albertsons on Bluebonnet to buy some chicken wings out of the deli. While they were preparing the order I saw the steak fries and grabbed a small one to taste to see if I wanted to get them as well. The deli employee saw me and reprimanded twice and told me not to let it happen again. I continued to shop when I was then approached by the security guard and store manager in the produce section. They also told me not to sample food and then asked that I empty my pockets. I declined and left the store. They followed me outside and watched me leave in my vehicle.
How much prison time am I looking at?
How much prison time am I looking at?
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:30 pm to foj1981
STFU
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm to foj1981
Idiot. The prosecutors are laughing and marking this thread as Exhibit A of your guilt.
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm to foj1981
quote:
They followed me outside and watched me leave in my vehicle.
You think you’re better than me?
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:32 pm to foj1981
Well, were you going to buy the steak fries or not?
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:34 pm to foj1981
quote:
They followed me outside and watched me leave in my vehicle.
Surprised they let you leave in one of their shopping carts.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:35 pm to foj1981
Hope you don't shop there often. Next time they see you you'll get the full cavity search.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:36 pm to foj1981
Not as good as I was hoping.
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:39 pm to foj1981
How were the fries you fricking felon?
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:40 pm to foj1981
Here was your first mistake: You should have told the deli punk that you are the health inspector and you were testing the fries for E.Coli. He would have thanked you for your service and left you to go on your way
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:42 pm to foj1981
Should have gone to Whole Foods Jerome
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:44 pm to foj1981
You are fricked because the employees took down your license plate and called the cops on. Expect to get a knock on the door to night. You’ll probably get only a few days in jail and 6 months probation and a misdemeanor on your record for life
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:47 pm to FLTech
It was my ex wife’s car. We traded today so she could borrow my truck. So I’m good on that one
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:53 pm to foj1981
So you got caught walking around the store "grazing*.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 6:30 pm to foj1981
quote:
How much prison time am I looking at?
I can talk them down to:
Plead guilty to receive 350 cane lashes and 25 years S.O. registry.
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 6:34 pm
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