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Lawyers of the OT HELP!

Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:28 pm
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
4287 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:28 pm
I was in Albertsons on Bluebonnet to buy some chicken wings out of the deli. While they were preparing the order I saw the steak fries and grabbed a small one to taste to see if I wanted to get them as well. The deli employee saw me and reprimanded twice and told me not to let it happen again. I continued to shop when I was then approached by the security guard and store manager in the produce section. They also told me not to sample food and then asked that I empty my pockets. I declined and left the store. They followed me outside and watched me leave in my vehicle.

How much prison time am I looking at?
Posted by TomTheGhost
Member since Dec 2018
852 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:30 pm to
Lol this guy
Posted by TheTexasTiger7
Dallas - Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
9387 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:30 pm to
STFU
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2141 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:30 pm to
How fat are you?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124997 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm to
Idiot. The prosecutors are laughing and marking this thread as Exhibit A of your guilt.
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

They followed me outside and watched me leave in my vehicle.


You think you’re better than me?
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:32 pm to
Well, were you going to buy the steak fries or not?
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
587 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

They followed me outside and watched me leave in my vehicle.


Surprised they let you leave in one of their shopping carts.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53834 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:35 pm to
Hope you don't shop there often. Next time they see you you'll get the full cavity search.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6702 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:36 pm to
Not as good as I was hoping.
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 5:37 pm
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
992 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:36 pm to
350 years minimum
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
32605 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:39 pm to
How were the fries you fricking felon?
Posted by Josh Allen
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
445 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:40 pm to
Here was your first mistake: You should have told the deli punk that you are the health inspector and you were testing the fries for E.Coli. He would have thanked you for your service and left you to go on your way
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:42 pm to
Should have gone to Whole Foods Jerome
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:44 pm to
You are fricked because the employees took down your license plate and called the cops on. Expect to get a knock on the door to night. You’ll probably get only a few days in jail and 6 months probation and a misdemeanor on your record for life
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
4287 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:47 pm to
It was my ex wife’s car. We traded today so she could borrow my truck. So I’m good on that one
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 5:53 pm to
So you got caught walking around the store "grazing*.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/24/20 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

How much prison time am I looking at?


I can talk them down to:

Plead guilty to receive 350 cane lashes and 25 years S.O. registry.
This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 6:34 pm
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