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Latroya decress subjects wear masks even while eating
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:53 pm
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The restriction maintains that each diner must stay at least the length of one dead construction worker apart from one another and 2 traffic camera lengths between tables. Diners must also cover his or her mouth, nose, eyes, and ears with a mask at all times throughout the meal, while also patting the top of his or her head, rubbing his or her belly, and hopping on one foot.
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as part of Phase One, New Orleans restaurants will also be legally responsible for taking down each diner’s full legal name, home address, email address and all online account passwords, employer’s name and address of address, religion, sexual preferences, underwear choices, and all personal banking information, in order for the City to better monitor potentially contagious persons.
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The banking information will also be used to assist the City with it’s innovative new “direct withdrawal” program to help with City funding during this crisis,
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Supporters of the restriction, however, say they will not be bullied by such cockamamie, unscientific fiddle-faddle.
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Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:54 pm to Demshoes
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This post was edited on 2/4/25 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:55 pm to Demshoes
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:55 pm to Demshoes
Bruh 
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:56 pm to Demshoes
Just when I think Destroya couldn't get any worse, she surprises me.
ETA: read the title, not the article. Didn't realize this was satire
ETA: read the title, not the article. Didn't realize this was satire
This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:57 pm to Demshoes
People just don't realize that this is going to damage New Orleans more than Katrina did.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 3:59 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Neutral Ground News is NOLA's local version of The Onion
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:03 pm to Demshoes
Lol. I didn’t know NGN was a thing. Thanks for that.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:05 pm to Tbonepatron
Neutral Ground News is fantastic.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:10 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:16 pm to Beessnax
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People just don't realize that this is going to damage New Orleans more than Katrina did.
It already has.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:18 pm to Demshoes
This guy doesn't realize it's satire...
From his comment...
From his comment...
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How the hell do you eat with a mask on come on let's get real people stupid
This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:27 pm to Hangover Haven
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This guy doesn't realize it's satire
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:46 pm to SloaneRanger
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It already has.
Can you imagine all of the VRBO and AirBnB places that are going to be for sale soon?
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