re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict

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In Russian occupied Yenakijeve a large fire broke out at a fuel storage depot. An explosion was reportedly heard before the fire began.

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Right outside of Beerstown. Shame.

Ok, not really.










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When you leave out commas, little Ukrainian tard, you can't bring up their placement.

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Yes I can. If you are going to be trying to correct me, then you should at least know the conventions of American English. That rule is one of the differentiating features between American English and British English, not that you would know.

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I'm gonna be spellchecking you from now on, you little Ukrinian bitch. Better shape the up.

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This might be the quickest I've ever gotten a follower. Welcome to the cadre of retards that wait for my next post with bated breath. I'm sure this will go as well for you as your claim that Ukrainian casualties were ten times the reported number. Lmao.

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Yes I can. If you are going to be trying to correct me, then you should at least know the conventions of American English. That rule is one of the differentiating features between American English and British English, not that you would know.

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You're gonna be minding your p's and q's now, Ukrainian hoe.

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I've had some retards who have been following me around for a half-decade now.

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A regular pied piper

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That part is true. Since the pandemic, there have been several posters who seem to moan out my name when certain topics come up. It is pretty sad. I should compile a list.

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Were you orphaned from Ukraine?

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Nah, I'm just a regular Russophobic American dude

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That's exactly the kind of weird thing a Ukrainian orphan would say.
The "need to be American," but you're really not.

‘The time has come for everyone to make a choice’ - Nebenzya gave an ultimatum to Russophobes.

‘We made it in 2022. We will not abandon our compatriots, the Russian people, in trouble. If necessary, we will fight for this as long as necessary. And we will no longer allow any threats on our borders, any anti-Russian, neo-Nazi entities in our neighborhood. Now it’s up to those who stood behind the anti-Russian project in Ukraine. Have you realized your mistakes and the futility of defeating and isolating Russia? If you are driven only by Russophobia, we have nothing to talk about with you. If you are ready to discuss options for coexistence and especially cooperation, we have something to discuss. We have never refused dialogue, and we are not rejecting it now. Decide - the choice is yours.’

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"Zelensky, my man, you’re out here playing war hero in your olive-green T-shirt, looking like you just rolled out of a surplus store with a GoPro strapped to your chest. You’re begging for NATO jets like a kid asking for candy at a gas station, but bro, Russia’s eating your lunch! You thought you’d be David slaying Goliath, but you’re more like David getting a wedgie from Putin’s tanks. Your “victory plan” is so secret, even you don’t know what’s in it—just a PowerPoint with “pls send missiles” in Comic Sans. And that Kursk incursion? Congrats, you took a Russian border town for five minutes, then got yeeted back like a bad Tinder date. Keep posing for those Vogue spreads, though—nothing screams “I’m winning” like a photo shoot while your country’s playing dodgeball with drones!

Victoria Nuland, oh wow, the queen of regime change herself! You’re out here whispering in Ukraine’s ear like the world’s shadiest hype woman, promising NATO membership like it’s a free trial with no cancellation fee. You told Ukraine to ditch that 2022 peace deal ‘cause it’d leave them “neutered” — well, guess what, Vicky? They’re getting spanked anyway, and you’re still handing out cookies in Kyiv like it’s 2014! That leaked “f*ck the EU” call? Iconic, but it’s like you forgot Russia’s got a military, not just a vibe. You pushed Ukraine to poke the bear, and now they’re in a cage match with a grizzly while you’re sipping tea in D.C. Way to go, geopolitical matchmaker—swipe left on this disaster!

Ukraine, buddy, I feel for you, but let’s be real—you’re like the guy who brought a spork to a gunfight. You’ve got heart, sure, but you’re burning through NATO’s ammo like it’s a Black Friday sale. You’re out here begging for F-16s, but Russia’s got more shells than a beach after a storm. Your economy’s growing 5%? From what, rubble? You’re fighting a war of attrition, and Russia’s like, “Cool, we’ve got 140 million people and a printer for artillery shells.” Maybe spend less time tweeting “Slava Ukraini” and more time figuring out how to not get outproduced by a country running on vodka and spite."