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re: Lately girlfriend has been nagging constantly

Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

She's bothered about something deeper


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 1:25 pm to
Yeah, I mean she was bitching about the way the dude walks? It's not like he just started walking differently one day
Posted by MaroonOldCrow
CSRA, GA
Member since Apr 2012
268 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

She can't change you so she's looking to change dicks.




THIS. She's trying to get you to react, so she has an excuse to leave in manner in which you're the bad guy. Dump her now.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 2:07 pm to
If you really think people on the OT are going to give you serious advice, then the joke is on you.
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 2:22 pm to
she is a lunatic, and you are a beta for not telling her to shut the hell up. Ask her if she knows where the door is, if not, show her.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Yeah, I mean she was bitching about the way the dude walks? It's not like he just started walking differently one day


Exactly. It's not like she didn't see him walk over the last 6 months. Now, suddenly, it bothers her. The magic is gone peecone.
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
6886 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Ask her if she knows where the door is, if not, show her
then offer to help her pack. If she wants to stay she'll STFU.
My wife is pretty quiet after 20 yrs now.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:39 pm to
OP, make sure you have a few drinks before you talk to her tonight. It will help you, to tell her exactly how you really feel.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:40 pm to
The pimp hand.....

You need to use it.
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
3114 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:47 pm to
I read your opening statement, but after that

A. She needs sum good dick!!
2. She wants/needs it in her butt!!




That is all
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
3114 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:50 pm to
And if all else fails, lick that pimp hand before you smack a hoe. Just so it stings that much more.
Posted by DSS50
Member since Jan 2012
220 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 3:56 pm to
Found this for you on Lifehack. Know I am going to get slammed for it but hope helps.

LINK
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

I don't like the way you walk. (Apparently my toes stick out a little when I walk) I don't like your accent sometimes. Why aren't you always happy? You didn't really clean the apartment you just moved things around. (I had cleaned the apartment from top to bottom, scrubbed shower, toilets, sinks, mirrors, vacuumed, mopped, swept, folded clothes and washed dishes) I don't like your clothes. I don't like the way you smell in the morning. You spend too much money.


It's pretty clear:

1 - You need to turn those toes in trooper
2 - Clean up that accent (hick)
3 - Get with the program and cheer the F up
4 - Correct that slovenly attitude and get your area shipshape.
5 - Your threads suck. Go volunteer for that two gays remake your look show (Bravo? Channel).
6 - Nobody likes B.O. Bro and frankly, you stink
7 - Waste (money) not, Want (more allowance) not.

You, my friend are a craft project. And a future magazine article she will write for "Miz Magazine"

"How to fix your slob in three weeks or less"

or

" I re-did Zac, and made him like it!"

Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2761 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 4:28 pm to
Walk and do it now. This will only get worse.

She has found another prospect and she is "testing" you. If you have no value you will capitulate to her gripes. If you tell her to pack she will view you as passing the test and having value and will leave you alone.

Go home and start packing her stuff. You win either way.

Before I got married (23 years ago) my wife and I got into an argument. She started packing. I let her finish packing. She grabbed her suitcase and started walking towards the door. I said "where are you going?" She said "I'm leaving". I told her "I'm not going to stop you but if you walk out that door, keep walking because you will never walk back into it. I'm not living like that".

She unpacked and that hasn't happened in 23 years and we get along great. You have to be willing to walk away. Never under estimate your value.
This post was edited on 5/12/15 at 4:32 pm
Posted by yattan
Member since Nov 2013
897 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 4:59 pm to
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Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46392 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 5:00 pm to
RUN Forrest
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 5:08 pm to
it's the wind up

you're DONE, through, kaput......
she just ain't delivered it yet


best wishes
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Walk and do it now. This will only get worse. She has found another prospect and she is "testing" you. If you have no value you will capitulate to her gripes. If you tell her to pack she will view you as passing the test and having value and will leave you alone. Go home and start packing her stuff. You win either way. Before I got married (23 years ago) my wife and I got into an argument. She started packing. I let her finish packing. She grabbed her suitcase and started walking towards the door. I said "where are you going?" She said "I'm leaving". I told her "I'm not going to stop you but if you walk out that door, keep walking because you will never walk back into it. I'm not living like that". She unpacked and that hasn't happened in 23 years and we get along great. You have to be willing to walk away. Never under estimate your value. This post was edited on 5/12 at 4:32 pm


Spoken like a married man that has been battle tested. My wife left only to call me to ask me how to get out of Houston. my words exactly" so you don't need a man huh" she came right back home.
To the OP, women are crazy just deal with it.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21194 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 5:19 pm to
Run past go. Don't stop, don't look back. Get out NOW.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32989 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 5:44 pm to
You should Live Tweet the breakup
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