re: ladies, if your man faked orgasms

Posted by supatigah

CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club

Member since Mar 2004

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:50 pm to Old Sarge

Yeah but low T is not the same as no T lol

Stamina, drive, erection sustainability are bigger indicators of low T

I just hit 43 and I noticed a difference, not bad yet but noticeable

Posted by Taurus

Loozianna

Member since Feb 2015

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:51 pm to rebeloke

quote:
You can fake how good or big the orgasm.

Not really. If you are in her, she will feel the pulsating, or for your sake, hope so.

Orgasm is not the same as cumming.

Too fake cumming, act like you sprayed in the towel and not in/on her. Otherwise she will know you faked, faked, faked, fa, faked.

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Posted by supatigah

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:52 pm to BayouBandit24

Never faked one, but the "I'm out, not happening" is always appreciated when you come to that realization

Posted by Celery

Nuevo York

Member since Nov 2010

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:53 pm to Rouge

Spit on her back. Easy

Posted by BayouBandit24

Member since Aug 2010

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 9:58 pm to Taurus

quote:
act like you sprayed in the towel

I don't plan my sex out in advance enough to already have a towel on standby

That's old married people sex

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Posted by lsu480

Downtown Scottsdale

Member since Oct 2007

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:09 pm to gooch11

quote:
I've never had sexual relations with a woman so repulsive that I could not achieve orgasm, including your mom.

Most times I have faked them it is after I have already cum once or twice

Posted by Taurus

Loozianna

Member since Feb 2015

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:09 pm to BayouBandit24

towel, sheet, blanket, shirt, pillow, lamp, fleshlight, etc.

Plenty of places to fake it.

Posted by wildtigercat93

Member since Jul 2011

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:13 pm to Taurus

I've faked before.

You gotta do what you gotta do whenever you've got whiskey dick and you've got work in 4 hours

Posted by shutterspeed

MS Gulf Coast

Member since May 2007

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:17 pm to Celery

The horking is always a dead giveaway, though.

Posted by Twenty 49

Shreveport

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:23 pm to shutterspeed

Doug on House of Lies was faking because he didn't want to have a kid. His wife busted him, saying she could tell when a hot load was shot inside her or not.

Posted by BayouBandit24

Member since Aug 2010

16981 posts

Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:30 pm to wildtigercat93

quote:
You gotta do what you gotta do whenever you've got whiskey dick and you've got work in 4 hours

I understand. But why fake it? Why not just say it's just not going to happen and make sure she gets hers? I don't see any shame in that.

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Posted by LSUSoulja08

Member since Oct 2007

16969 posts

Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:36 pm to BayouBandit24

I've never faked it per se... I just hit that one hard thrust, jumped out, rolled over, and didn't say a word

I banged away for over an hour once because I was determined to get it but it wasn't happening

In my case, the god damn diabetes may have been at play

This post was edited on 4/25/15 at 10:37 pm

Posted by BayouBandit24

Member since Aug 2010

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:47 pm to LSUSoulja08

Damn diabeeetus

Posted by CaliforniaTiger

The Land of Fruits and Nuts

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 10:58 pm to Rouge

Posted by LSUSoulja08

Member since Oct 2007

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:01 pm to BayouBandit24

it's a sneaky sum bitch

Posted by real

Dixieland

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Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:01 pm to CaliforniaTiger

Very easy to do if wearing a condom unless she wants a taste. Also to fake without just slam it as many inches in her and act like ur cumming deep within her. Now this may require at least a dick over 2 inches.