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Ladies, if you don’t have kids

Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:22 pm
Posted by bmarcs82
Member since Oct 2020
145 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:22 pm
Then don’t be fat. Totally disgusting.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:24 pm to
This should be good
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38508 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:25 pm to
Did you get shot down by a fatty tonight?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35028 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:26 pm to
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Then don’t be fat. Totally disgusting.


But if she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:26 pm to
Shows a lack of self control in one area that probably exists in other areas that aren’t easily seen at first glance.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4881 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:27 pm to
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Did you get shot down by a fatty tonight?


Only logical explanation.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4081 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:28 pm to
Really big heifers have reduced fertility so they even have trouble popping out a pound puppy to trap some dude.
Posted by bmarcs82
Member since Oct 2020
145 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:30 pm to
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Did you get shot down by a fatty tonight?


No. Cooking a dish for Friendsgiving tomorrow.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41525 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:31 pm to
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Cooking a dish for Friendsgiving tomorrow.


What does this have to do with a child-less fat lady? She wanted you to cook enough for thirds?
Posted by TheMachiavellianPopu
Member since Nov 2020
135 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:32 pm to
Real talk.

I'll go ahead and add that single dudes should also not be disgusting fatbodies. As well as married dudes who are handling their business, and want to keep a lil young thing on the side and the wifey in line
Posted by bmarcs82
Member since Oct 2020
145 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:32 pm to
Lolol no my response was to prove I am not getting shot down by a fat lady
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:34 pm to
What’s kids have to do with fatness?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:35 pm to
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Did you get shot down by a fatty tonight?


Yes. Cooking a dish to try and seduce said fatty


Fify
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12820 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:39 pm to
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Shows a lack of self control in one area that probably exists in other areas that aren’t easily seen at first glance.



That’s a very good take.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41525 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:44 pm to
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Lolol no my response was to prove I am not getting shot down by a fat lady


Yes - I understand - but what happened? A fat lady doesn’t like what you’re cooking?

Or are you tired of all the fat ladies eating your food at the Friendsgiving? I need a little more detail.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75196 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:46 pm to
Ladies, get your paper too. Don’t expect for no man to support you. Mrs. Allen is independent making cash by the caseloads. Imma keep building. Kick back, relax, and grow old with my millions.
This post was edited on 11/25/20 at 11:49 pm
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10390 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:56 pm to
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Paul Allen


Shouldn't you be dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen?
Posted by bmarcs82
Member since Oct 2020
145 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 11:59 pm to
Nope it was just a thought I had
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:02 am to
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Nope it was just a thought I had


quote:

• Your post(s) may be whacked if you:
o Start a new thread for every thought that pops into your head.




It's rare to see something SO on point.
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 12:03 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41525 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:02 am to
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Nope it was just a thought I had


Oh darn - I was hoping there was a good story
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