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Know anyone with a mail order bride?

Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:11 am
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:11 am
A good friend of mine just got engaged to a mail order bride from Brazil. He turns 50 next month, never been married, and said he got tired of crazy arse American women. He says there is a reason any single American woman over 35 is single, “They are batshit crazy!”
His fiancée is 40, college educated, speaks five languages, has money, owners her own house, has never been married, and has no kids.
He went down there to meet her in person last month for the first time and got engaged. They’ve been dating on line for nearly a year now.
Now they are working on the paperwork to get her to the US.
Sorry, no pic, I don’t have one.
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 8:24 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:13 am to
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Sorry, no pic,


found one.

Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19424 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:13 am to
I hear eastern europe is the place to go to buy a wife. supermodel level talent over there in their system.
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
76338 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:13 am to
I know what you’re trying to do. And it worked. Have a downvote.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:15 am to
He thinks American females are crazy and bought one from Brazil? He will be broke in 5 years.
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:15 am to
She’s going to take him to the cleaners so make sure to come back and update.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16867 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:17 am to
Mail order? Shouldn't this be e-mail order by now?
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:18 am to
Friend of mine tried, she was gorgeous but wouldn't put out.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5647 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:19 am to
My old neighbor has one. She’s Russian. She looks ok from down the street, but holy shite is she mean to her husband.
Posted by Commandeaux
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:20 am to
Cant lie, I probably would.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4352 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:22 am to
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His fiancée is 40, college educated, speaks five languages, has money, owners her own house, and has never been married.
He went down there to meet her in person last month for the first time and got engaged. They’ve been dating on line for nearly a year now.


This is not a mail order bride.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:24 am to
Coworker does. He is the middle of a divorce right now. I started a thread about it awhile back.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:24 am to
Local man he's like 70 about 6 years ago he bought himself a Phillipino wife, she's in her 30s.

He's not rich by any means, but very comfortable, she is not beautiful, but she is attractive, and a nice person.

None of her family moved to the US with her, they come visit on occasion, but more often they go visit them. Guy bought a banana plantation down there and most of the family works there.

Seems to be working for them.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4352 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:25 am to
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I hear eastern europe is the place to go to buy a wife. supermodel level talent over there in their system.



Bombshells working menial jobs like the airport ticket taker I saw in Poland and at ice cream stands like the one in Montenegro.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20395 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:25 am to
I knew a guy who had a Ukrainian woman shipped over. She wasn't bad looking but crazy as frick. She split after she got her green card. I lost touch with the guy after that, but last I had heard he was shopping for another true love. This was about 15 years ago.

Once, while taking care of some business at the American consulate in Sydney, there was an American guy throwing a fit because they were giving him a hard time about getting a visa for his Filipino immigrant bride who at some point made it to Oz. I had a feeling she was one of those ones you choose from a website and he had come to retrieve her.

Another time I was there, there was an Australian guy trying to get a residency visa to come to America and marry some woman. I remember the consulate official saying he would need to get copies of court documents from her previous four divorces. I know he wasn't a mail order, but I kind of wonder how it all worked out for him....
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:25 am to
Know a guy with a wife from China. Mail order I guess.

They talk through Google Translate.

Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19424 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:25 am to
I don't understand is there like a website where you pick them out?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64597 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:25 am to
I know a guy who works in Cat’s Power Systems Division who I’m almost certain has a mail order bride. He’s an older, very socially awkward, skinny guy and she’s a much younger, very hot, blond Ukrainian lady who barely speaks English.

I will say this though, they’ve been married for something like 10 years and they have a kid that I’m 99.9% certain is his because it looks just like him.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:25 am to
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This is not a mail order bride.


He is the one that said “mail order bride”
Posted by Areddishfish
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:27 am to
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mail order bride from Brazil.


quote:

said he got tired of crazy arse American women


Clearly he doesn't know about Latina women.
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